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I am sorry for the delay as I have been on the “Hunt for Red October”. I decided to see if the greatest wives tale of all time was fact or fiction. Topper Sports League has told us since 2011 that it’s lead writer a man known only as “The Godfather” is a free lance writer from Des Moines Iowa. They have challenged reality and more importantly the intelligence of each and every one of us. So who is this guy? Is he actually a guy in the first place or is this writer so good that the Godfather article is being written by a woman. I decided for the last 2 weeks to begin an investigation and enclosed are my findings:

Boccio: 5-1: We don’t really know much about Boccio but we do know that he just kind of “showed up” one day. There are those that claimed he had no where else to go but I think he strategically placed himself in every early TSL storyline on purpose.  He has been here since 2011 so it is possible he could be the writer. He also is “connected” to a Bernal. I am hearing no one is allowed to say “dating” but “connected to” is allowable. If Boccio is the Godfather, aligning himself with a Bernal would make him privy to TSL gossip and a ton of TSL storylines. He also plays on Public Enemy so he is “in” with Chris Cole, Tommy Hughes and one of the TSL brain trust in Lenny Alba. I also find it very suspicious that Boccio has been “out of the limelight” the past few seasons. Could he actually be in the “limelight” as TSL’s article writer?

Rameer 8-1: This idea makes a ton of sense. Rameer went to Syracuse which means he has been trained to write an article as one person when actually he is another. Rameer would have the skill set to pretend he writes the article like a “13 year old girl with sentence structure and punctuation problems.” He has been around forever and he is even the TSL Director of Officiating and is in the TSL “circle of trust” so he knows about TSL decisions before anyone does. Does anyone really believe Rameer when he “pretends” to be all bent out of shape when he says he Is not the “Godfather.” It just seems too convenient to me. Let us not forget that there was a TSL Face Book drawing a few seasons ago that “claimed” Rameer was in fact the Godfather so I do not know what to believe anymore.

Joe K 10-1: Joe K just showed up one day literally out of no where. I have a theory that Topper and Lenny took turns writing the GF article then they ran out of gas. Joe K appears then he gets 37 titles, he is on the podcast and like 12 hours later he is one of the most well known people in Topper Sports League. Joe K is on Bullett Club and BI Polar Express so he has a pipe line to all divisions.

Dave Baker 25-1: OK hear me out. The GF article has not been as thorough this season as in year’s past. When Dave Baker was on like 5 teams the article was really good as Dave Baker was on so many teams he had his ear to the pavement and could report on so may storylines. 2 weeks ago he cornered one of the TSL brain trust and accused Lenny of being the GF. This right there seems like an elaborate plan to take pressure off himself. Dave Baker was not at football this week I bet this week’s GF article is very lame and lacks detail as Baker was not in attendance. Let’s see if I am right.

Lenny 100-1: The person you usually think it is never is the right choice. Let us not forget that Lenny was not at football for like 4 weeks last season but the GF article still was submitted on time and under budget. Also, right now it appears Lenny is writing his own article called “The view from the Top”. I mean what kind of lunatic would start writing his own article then start a weekly fight with his alter ego in an attempt to once again “get over” on the TSL Universe? That theory makes literally no sense.

Joey Batts 200-1: No human being could love another as much as the GF loves Joey Batts. This obviously is not true because Joey Batt loves Joey Batts that much. If 2+2=4 then Joey Bats must be the Godfather. The Godfather writes just how Joey Batts talks so this theory could make sense.

Emily Curry 500-1: This one makes so little sense that it makes perfect sense. Emily had the sub list named after her. Some would claim no one was more angry than Emily at the new sub revisions. I maintain she didn’t get mad because she could sub less but this made it more difficult for her to write the Gf article When she subbed on 8 teams Emily could find out about all the comings and going in all (6) divisions.

I am in a “list” kind of mod today so here are my top (5) jerseys in the TSL.

5.Sticky Bandits: I know you are thinking how did they crack the top 5? It wasn’t just their jerseys that got them here it was the “ascot” accent wear a few of them have been rocking that got them here. Any team that rocks ascots is on my Top 5 list.

4. Witter’s: I kind of like what they are doing. Is this 4^th of July wear or are they going to a Grateful Dead show? Or are they going to a Grateful dead show on the 4^th of July.

3. #XTC: It’s like their jerseys are saying “we don’t care and we are too kool to care so we have been playing for like 15 seasons and are so kool we don’t need jerseys.”  Only people as kool and style savvy as Stegmeier and Joe Russell could pull this move off. It does beg the question, if Katie Keller tells Stegs she isn’t playing on #XTC without new jerseys next session will he oblige?

2. Cobblestone: How can you not like the purple jerseys with Darryl Carr on the front having a “tremendous hair day?” Then again Darryl Carr has a tremendous hair day every day,

1. Ultimate Warriors: Nice black jerseys with nice retro type accents. It’s too bad the jerseys don’t come with arm tassels and Ultimate Warrior face paint.

Until next week may the odds forever be in your favor and don’t forget, I’ll will be watching 

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