Ladies and Gentlemen of the TSL Universe, the day that you all have been waiting for is finally here: Championship Saturday. On Saturday, October 18th in the Year of Our Lord 2025, the 24 TSL football franchises that survived Playoff Saturday will descend upon the Leonard T. Alba III Fields at the Rose Garden to finish what they started back in August: Winning the Race for Social Co-Ed Touch Football Immortality.
How you’ve ended up here simply doesn’t matter anymore. All that matters is that you’re here, and you have a chance (or two!) at earning Immortality and putting your name down in history forever. Only six of these teams will meet their goal. The other 18 will once again have to wait until the Spring for their next chance at it, as they painstakingly go over every dropped pass, every overthrow, or every time they got burned on a route OR that time that if they were a split second earlier, they could’ve made a big play. Some of you will talk about it in therapy for weeks, maybe months. Maybe forever. From 10:00am until 5:00pm, every play a TSL player makes (or doesn’t make) will change the trajectory of TSL history. You better be at the top of your game. You better be prepared.
And as for the 25 TSL franchises that met their end last week, we thank you for your service. We know you gave it your all (unless you were the Freeballers or Come From Behind, who forfeit like cowards before the games even played, OR apparently Sticky Laces, who WON their first round game, and THEN forfeited so they didn’t have to play The Chargers, who I guess showed up to the fields for no reason? That’s extremely weak, for the record.) and while you’re licking your wounds this offseason just remember: There’s always next year.
We are merely a short time away from discovering just who the six greatest Social Co-Ed Touch Football teams in the world are. The pressure is mounting, and the excitement is building. There is NOTHING quite like Championship Saturday in the TSL. Who are going to be the ones that spray the champagne?
Playoff Saturday brought us its usual chaos, as was to be expected. Like I said, we had three forfeits, teams going for two and winning at the end of the game (DXYZ), teams going for two to win and losing (Cobblestone), we had our customary upsets (#7 Mavericks winning in overtime, #6 Pit Harade taking down BQUIT), we had ejections, we had teams combine for 100 points (ILF 60 - Vice 40), we had teams get shutout (Four Tuddies), we had top contenders barely escape (Flying Balls 30, Select 29), and we had old favorites reemerge (Can’t Touch This 47, Scared Hitless 26), and of course we had D6 having to apparently play in a monsoon? We had a bit of everything, which is why Playoff Saturday is one of the best sports days of the year.
Championship Saturday will have its own chaos of course, but the stakes are much higher and the buttholes are more tightly clenched. We won’t see every division go chalk, and the mystery of what #1 seeds will lose is always exciting. What unexpected team will rise up and take the title?
Well, what’s what I’m here to tell you. And, as usual, I’ve reached out to the TSLQBPRC to see if any of those slackers on the committee can give us a “second opinion” on some of these games and see what their version of how things will play out will be.
Let’s get to it!
GF: Before we get into the game predictions TSLQBPRC person(s?), is there anything else you’d like to specifically add about Playoff Saturday?
TSLQBPR: Just that there’s no shame in losing. Sounds like a soft statement, we know, but there are only 6 champions this session and that means 43 teams are going to end their seasons without a champagne bath. If you’re eliminated already, don’t worry - it just means you’re in good company!
Last Week’s Games
#1 Legends 21, #8 Freeballers 0 (Forfeit)
#7 Mavericks 42, #2 Eyes Downtown 33 (OT)
#3 Sticky Bandits 46, #6 Unit Ha Ha 33
#4 What A Dump 28, #5 Frodo Swaggins 8
The Freeballers decided that the only way to not lose to the Legends by 50 was to not play at all, The Mavericks pull of the biggest upset of the day, beating Eyes Downtown in overtime, Sticky Bandits handle Ha Ha, and Frodo Swaggins forgets to show up, loses to What A Dump.
10,000 B’s Brother Madden Simulations for Championship Saturday Results:
Legends: 6,884
Sticky Bandits: 1,969
What A Dump: 805
Mavericks: 342
#1 Legends (8-0-0) vs #7 Mavericks (3-5-0)
Avg PF: Legends 43.00 (1st) — Mavericks 29.88 (5th)
Avg PA: Legends 22.00 (1st) — Mavericks 37.62 (6th)
SOS: Legends .420 (8th) — Mavericks .516 (3rd)
TSL Rank: Legends 2nd — Mavericks 37th
Past Games: Legends 56-24
Line: Legends (-14)
GF: What a great win by the Mavericks last week, pulling off quite the upset that I don’t think many people had written down. An OT victory over Eyes Downtown was amazing, but at this point they’re not going to catch the Legends sleeping. At least I don’t think so. LEGENDS BY 20
TSLQBPR: Legends haven’t lost a game all season, and the Mavericks (despite a truly incredible showing against Eyes Downtown) are still not even a .500 team. It’s an easy pick for the winner here, just a question of how close this should be. LEGENDS BY 11
#3 Sticky Bandits (4-4-0) vs #4 What A Dump (3-4-1)
Avg PF: Sticky Bandits 38.75 (2nd) — What A Dump 27.75 (6th)
Avg PA: Sticky Bandits 32.88 (5th) — What A Dump 29.25 (3rd)
SOS: Sticky Bandits .484 (6th) — What A Dump .500 (4th)
TSL Rank: Sticky Bandits 25th — What A Dump 29th
Past Games: Sticky Bandits 56-33
Line: Sticky Bandits (-4)
GF: The Sticky Bandits have been a little bi-polar this season (Shout Out Bi-Polar Express!), as attendance issues with key players and injuries certainly shook things up this year. But they’re getting right on track at the right time, and when they do, it’s hard to stop them. What A Dump has had a really nice year, and they’re going to be even better in the spring. But it’s not the spring just yet. STICKY BANDITS BY 10
TSLQBPR: The Sticky Bandits are much better than the 4-4 record they carried into the playoffs, and it’s well known that they were playing shorthanded for much of the season. But What A Dump is riding the “Kayla Voss is really good” wave as far as it’ll take them. Should be a closer game than the last time these teams met (What a Dump by 23) or the last time these teams met in the playoffs (Sticky Bandits by 10, last Spring). STICKY BANDITS BY 3
CHAMPIONSHIP PREDICTIONS
GF: #1 Legends vs #3 Sticky Bandits. Sticky HAS come into this battle before and they’ve pulled the upset. I wouldn’t count them out of this completely, but I also feel like we haven’t really seen the Legends’ Final Form this season just yet, and we will in this one. LEGENDS BY 9
TSLQBPR: #1 Legends vs #3 Sticky Bandits. Yes, the Sticky Bandits have won this battle before, and if they’re healthy they have a chance to do it again. But they need everything to go right, and Legends probably needs to collapse a little. This could be Championship #6 for Legends on Saturday. LEGENDS BY 8
Last Week’s Games
#3 The Malones 41, #6 Grey Hair – Don’t Care 36
#4 Can’t Touch This 47, #5 Scared Hitless 26
The Malones beat Grey Hair in a battle that was much closer than expected, while Can’t Touch This just dominated Scared Hitless en route to an easy win.
10,000 B’s Brother Madden Simulations for Championship Saturday Results:
Can’t Touch This: 2,901
Passing While Intoxicated: 2,825
Jabronies: 2,508
The Malones: 1,766
#1 Jabronies (7-1-0) vs #4 Can’t Touch This (4-4-0)
Avg PF: Jabronies 37.75 (1st) — Can’t Touch This 34.50 (4th)
Avg PA: Jabronies 30.12 (3rd) — Can’t Touch This 25.88 (1st)
SOS: Jabronies .422 (6th) — Can’t Touch This .500 (3rd)
TSL Rank: Jabronies 6th — Can’t Touch This 23rd
Past Games: Jabronies 44-38
Line: Jabronies (-2)
GF: The Jabronies have been the feel good story of the year in D2, going from “almost there” to HOLY CRAP THEY’RE THERE. The Jabs have the best offense in the division, and they’re going up against the best defense in the division. Defense wins championships, right? Well, they especially do when they have a supermodel quarterback who can throw the ball further than a young John Elway. The Jabronies have the top end talent overall, but give me the team who’s getting hot at the right time, has the better QB, and has the better defense overall. B’s Brother’s simulations beat me to it here. CAN’T TOUCH THIS BY 6
TSLQBPR: Isn’t it crazy that the #4 seed feels like the favorite against the #1 seed coming off a first round bye? But that’s kind of where we’re at here isn’t it? Jabronies are playing with confidence, but Can’t Touch This is playing with Ryan. Feels like a coin flip. JABRONIES BY 1
#2 Passing While Intoxicated (5-3-0) vs #3 The Malones (5-3-0)
Avg PF: PWI 37.38 (3rd) — The Malones 37.50 (2nd)
Avg PA: PWI 29.62 (2nd) — The Malones 34.12 (4th)
SOS: PWI .531 (2nd) — The Malones .547 (1st)
TSL Rank: PWI 11th — The Malones 19th
Past Games: PWI 44-38 | PWI 46-24
Line: Passing While Intoxicated (-2)
GF: The Malones took care of business last week, but it shouldn’t have been as close as it was. They haven’t been the strongest of teams as of late, and something feels off about them as of late. Now they’re playing a PWI team that’s just beaten them twice recently, and the second game wasn’t even much of a contest. Meanwhile, PWI is trending upwards in all of the right ways. The Malones will not go down without a fight, but they will go down. PASSING WHILE INTOXICATED BY 3
TSLQBPR: Agreed on all of that. The Malones just haven’t looked good enough in the last month for us to pick them here. PWI has looked like world beaters and they seem to have the Malones’ number. Give us PASSING WHILE INTOXICATED BY 7
CHAMPIONSHIP PREDICTIONS
GF: #2 Passing While Intoxicated vs #4 Can’t Touch This, just how everyone predicted things will go. One thing is for sure, that whoever wins this game will EARN it. This feels like we’re going to see a high scoring, fun affair and honestly seeing both of these teams jump to D1 next season would be some must watch football. Call me crazy, but…CAN’T TOUCH THIS BY 1
TSLQBPR: #1 Jabronies vs #2 Passing While Intoxicated. These two teams have ALREADY met in a Finals before, right? If we’re remembering correctly, Jabronies won 12-7 in the D3 Finals a couple seasons ago. Twelve points isn’t going to get the job done in this one, but both offenses have evolved quite a bit since then. JABRONIES BY 5
Last Week’s Games
#1 Wanderers 31, #8 GirthQuakes 20
#2 Bullet Club 34, #7 Practice Squad 25
#3 Interdimensional Lightning Falcons 60, #6 Buffalo Vice 40
#5 D-Generation X Y and Z 44, #4 Cunning Stunts 43
Another D3 playoff, another round of chaos. The Wanderers avenged their earlier loss to the GQs in a game that got a little heated by the end of it, Bullet Club avenged their earlier loss to the Squad as well to move on in the playoffs as well. ILF put up 60 points on Buffalo Vice which was almost mean, and DXYZ went for two points and got it at the end of the game to take down the Stunts in a classic.
10,000 B’s Brother Madden Simulations for Championship Saturday Results:
Interdimensional Lightning Falcons: 3,218
D-Generation X Y and Z: 2,761
Wanderers: 2,706
Bullet Club: 1,315
#1 Wanderers (6-2-0) vs #5 D-Generation X Y and Z (4-4-0)
Avg PF: Wanderers 40.88 (2nd) — D-Gen XYZ 32.62 (4th)
Avg PA: Wanderers 34.75 (5th) — D-Gen XYZ 26.12 (1st)
SOS: Wanderers .484 (5th) — D-Gen XYZ .500 (4th)
TSL Rank: Wanderers 10th — D-Gen XYZ 24th
Past Games: Wanderers 46-24
Line: Wanderers (-3)
GF: DXYZ had a great win over the Stunts last week, but now they need to be nearly perfect to get past the Wanderers. If the Keller clan can force Frank into a few bad throws, they have a path to victory, but I’m not entirely sure they can keep up with the Wanderers offensively. WANDERERS BY 8
TSLQBPR: There are seemingly two versions of the Wanderers - the ones that show up in the regular season and kill everyone, and the ones that show up in the playoffs and get upset by PWI/Practice Squad/Can’t Touch This/Bullet Club. Are they going to go home early again? Not this time (we think). WANDERERS BY 13
#2 Bullet Club (5-3-0) vs #3 Interdimensional Lightning Falcons (5-3-0)
Avg PF: Bullet Club 28.62 (6th) — ILF 32.50 (5th)
Avg PA: Bullet Club 30.88 (3rd) — ILF 26.50 (2nd)
SOS: Bullet Club .469 (7th) — ILF .469 (7th)
TSL Rank: Bullet Club 13th — ILF 16th
Past Games: Bullet Club 24-19
Line: Interdimensional Lightning Falcons (-4)
GF: ILF is the lower seed, and they’re favored in this game? Another week of Bullet Club getting disrespected, especially when they have already beaten ILF before. However, these two teams are pretty evenly matched, and the “Game of the Day” potential is here if both sides show up. BULLET CLUB BY 1
TSLQBPR: Buddy is going to go off with his usual Buddy moves here. Scramble, scramble, dagger down the field. We don’t think Bullet Club will get too many stops. But frankly neither will ILF. Absolute “Game of the Day” potential here for sure. We’ll take ILF BY 2
CHAMPIONSHIP PREDICTIONS
GF: #1 Wanderers vs #2 Bullet Club. A playoff rematch of last season’s OT epic, but this time it’s for the title. You have the Wanderers on one side, looking to finally claim that D3 title that’s eluded them for years. On the other side, you have Bullet Club, looking to win their first title since 2018. Add into the history between the teams and you have one hell of a scripted storyline. WANDERERS BY 2
TSLQBPR: #1 Wanderers vs #3 ILF. The regular season matchup came down to the final plays, and we don’t expect this one to be much different. ILF has a dynamic, exciting mobile QB with a history of winning big games. But don't Wanderers have that, and more? Nothing would shock us about this game in terms of outcome or score, but it might FINALLY be Wanderers time to hoist a championship trophy at the Banquet. WANDERERS BY 5
Last Week’s Games
#2 Puckett All-Stars 34, #7 Cobblestone 33
#3 PowerPuff Girls 21, #6 Come From Behind 0 (Forfeit)
#4 Mike’s Detailing 47, #5 Ready To Retire 6
Come From Behind made the wise move to not play in the monsoon, giving the PowerPuff Girls the pass to the next round. Puckett All-Stars had to outlast Cobblestone, preventing Darryl from completing a magical win by stopping the potential game winning 2 point conversion. And Mike’s Detailing just stomped RTR.
10,000 B’s Brother Madden Simulations for Championship Saturday Results:
Two Tuddies: 5,958
Puckett All-Stars: 2,060
Mike’s Detailing: 1,136
PowerPuff Girls: 846
#1 Two Tuddies (8-0-0) vs #4 Mike’s Detailing (4-4-0)
Avg PF: Two Tuddies 36.75 (1st) — Mike’s Detailing 32.62 (2nd)
Avg PA: Two Tuddies 15.62 (1st) — Mike’s Detailing 29.12 (5th)
SOS: Two Tuddies .408 (7th) — Mike’s Detailing .491 (3rd)
TSL Rank: Two Tuddies 7th — Mike’s Detailing 22nd
Past Games: Two Tuddies 30-22
Line: Two Tuddies (-9)
GF: Whatever changes the Two Tuddies made to the roster for this season, they’ve worked better than they ever could’ve imagined. Undefeated record, top offense, and the top defense in the division? I don’t think they give a GM of the Year award at the banquet (Which is December 5th!) but if they did, here’s your winner. TWO TUDDIES BY 14
TSLQBPR: Look at the points scored for each team, which you’ve written above. 37 PPG for Tuddies, 33 PPG for Mike’s. Not that far off! Now look at the points against for each team. 16 PPG (BEST IN THE LEAGUE) for Tuddies, 29 PPG for Mike’s (5th best in a 7 team division). There’s the difference. TWO TUDDIES BY 11
#2 Puckett All-Stars (6-2-0) vs #3 PowerPuff Girls (5-3-0)
Avg PF: Puckett 27.00 (4th) — PowerPuff Girls 26.00 (5th)
Avg PA: Puckett 20.50 (2nd) — PowerPuff Girls 27.14 (4th)
SOS: Puckett .449 (6th) — PowerPuff Girls .479 (5th)
TSL Rank: Puckett 9th — PowerPuff Girls 21st
Past Games: Puckett All-Stars 31-17
Line: Puckett All-Stars (-4)
GF: Puckett has looked VERY good this season, and I think if the Tud Buds weren’t so impressive, plus the addition of the gender team to D4, they’d be getting a LOT more publicity. They have a killer defense, and they’ve already beaten the PPGs once this season. It was an up and down year for the ladies this time around, but a lot of that had to do with their QB not being there for them every week which led to some losses that may not have happened if he were here. I think he’s going to be here this week, so…POWERPUFF GIRLS BY 4
TSLQBPR: Puckett used to be famous for having underwhelming regular seasons and then suddenly bringing their “A game” for playoffs. But if they’re not careful, they’re going to get “Pucketted” by PowerPuff Girls, who (we think) lost all their games with backup QBs this season. Kyle is a difference maker. POWERPUFF GIRLS BY 8
CHAMPIONSHIP PREDICTIONS
GF: #1 Two Tuddies vs #3 PowerPuff Girls. The rivalry continues, although it appears that the power has swung the way of the Tuddies. I’m excited to see how this is going to play out, but I think we’re in for big win for the Tuddieverse. Besides, ONE of the Tuddies teams has to win something, right? TWO TUDDIES BY 7
TSLQBPR: #1 Two Tuddies vs #3 PowerPuff Girls. PowerPuff Girls won the last Championship game against the Tuddies just a few months ago, and they’ve kept virtually the same roster since then. Tuddies have improved quite a bit, and it won’t be as easy for the Girls to move the ball against them as it was last session. Kyle will need a nearly perfect game… and we think he has one in him. POWERPUFF GIRLS BY 1
Last Week’s Games
#1 Balls Deep 33, #8 Mo’ Chicken 12
#2 Blitzkrieg 24, #7 Sausage McMuffins 22
#6 Pit Harade 22, #3 Bridget & Quit It 16
#4 Not So Sticky 32, #5 Stir the Sauce 27
Balls Deep kept it rolling, frying Mo’ Chicken to put them out of their misery this season. Blitzkrieg took on their old friends the McMuffins and barely held on to beat them. Pit Harade held strong against Bridget & Quit It for an upset victory, and Not So Sticky prevented the sauce from being stirred, beating STS.
10,000 B’s Brother Madden Simulations for Championship Saturday Results:
Balls Deep: 6,520
Not So Sticky: 2,129
Blitzkrieg: 964
Pit Harade: 387
#1 Balls Deep (7-1-0) vs #6 Pit Harade (3-5-0)
Avg PF: Balls Deep 39.38 (1st) — Pit Harade 20.88 (5th)
Avg PA: Balls Deep 18.00 (1st) — Pit Harade 26.62 (5th)
SOS: Balls Deep .469 (6th) — Pit Harade .518 (3rd)
TSL Rank: Balls Deep 5th — Pit Harade 35th
Past Games: Balls Deep 36-10
Line: Balls Deep (-14)
GF: Pit Harade has been playing better in the second half of the season, but Balls Deep has been so, so good all season. They have the best of everything in D5, and they’re already earmarked for D4 whether they know it or not. PH needs to play mistake free football to make this a game, but I think we’ll see Balls Deep pull away as the game goes on. BALLS DEEP BY 13
TSLQBPR: Balls Deep are the class of the division. Best offense + best defense + best record = best playoff odds, for sure. Pit Harade is sneakily a better team than their seeding would have you believe… but there’s “better than you think” and there’s “better than Balls Deep”. BALLS DEEP BY 15
#2 Blitzkrieg (5-3-0) vs #4 Not So Sticky (5-3-0)
Avg PF: Blitzkrieg 33.88 (2nd) — Not So Sticky 25.88 (4th)
Avg PA: Blitzkrieg 31.50 (7th) — Not So Sticky 20.25 (2nd)
SOS: Blitzkrieg .531 (1st) — Not So Sticky .469 (6th)
TSL Rank: Blitzkrieg 14th — Not So Sticky 17th
Past Games: Not So Sticky 30-24
Line: Not So Sticky (-2)
GF: Fall Blitzkrieg is a team that doesn’t have much trouble scoring, but they DO struggle to stop other teams from doing so, as evidenced by their atrocious defense rating. It’s the only thing really holding them back from winning it all. Not So Sticky is too smart, and with TSL Leading Rusher Ricky Recckio taking the snaps they’ll control the clock, and they’ll pick apart the defense with relative ease. NOT SO STICKY BY 7
TSLQBPR: The first matchup of these teams this session was close enough, and their records were identical entering the playoffs. This should be one of the more evenly contested matchups of the day. We don’t expect a lot of stops in this game from either team, but if there’s a SLIGHT edge to grant to either side, we’ll give it to the veterans every time. NOT SO STICKY BY 2
CHAMPIONSHIP PREDICTIONS
GF: #1 Balls Deep vs #4 Not So Sticky. This is your casual reminder that the “1” behind the “1” in “7-1” for Balls Deep’s record was Not So Sticky, who walked off with a 27-16 win a couple of weeks ago. While that should probably inspire Balls Deep to want to beat them even more, perhaps they might get scared and grip the ball too hard? The veteran team that is Not So Sticky have been here before, many times, and I think that might end up being a factor. NOT SO STICKY BY 3
TSLQBPR: #1 Balls Deep vs #4 Not So Sticky. Balls Deep definitely has an aura, a hype, whatever you want to call it, that they almost seem unbeatable right now to most other D5 teams. But we don’t think that will factor into a game against Not So Sticky, who already won the first matchup and don’t seem intimidated by anyone. So if this game comes down to talent, who has more of it? Well… the standings and the stats both say that’s Balls Deep, and who are we to argue? BALLS DEEP BY 7
Last Week’s Games:
Round 1:
#5 Intentional Clowning 29, #12 Puck Bunnies 16
#11 Sticky Laces 26, #6 TMA 8,
#7 Three Tuddies 44, #10 Raw Milkers 23
#8 Select 32, #9 Four Tuddies 0
Round 2:
#1 The Chargers 21, #11 Sticky Laces 0 (Forfeit)
#2 Flying Balls 30, #7 Select 29
#3 Blue Ballers 50, #6 Three Tuddies 6
#4 Irish Giants 21, #5 Intentional Clowning 20
Not too many surprises from the first weekend of the D6 playoffs. Sticky Laces did upset TMA before forfeiting against The Chargers. Select dominated the Four Tuddies before coming OH SO CLOSE to beating the Flying Balls. Intentional Clowning got by the Puck Bunnies before losing by a point to the Irish Giants, and 3 Tudz beat up on the Raw Milkers before getting smacked by the Blue Ballers.
10,000 B’s Brother Madden Simulations for Championship Saturday Results:
Flying Balls: 4,179
The Chargers: 3,522
Blue Ballers: 1,759
Irish Giants: 540
#1 The Chargers (7-1-0) vs #4 Irish Giants (6-2-0)
Avg PF: Chargers 41.38 (3rd) — Irish Giants 26.00 (6th)
Avg PA: Chargers 19.62 (2nd) — Irish Giants 19.88 (3rd)
SOS: Chargers .500 (5th) — Irish Giants .500 (5th)
TSL Rank: Chargers 12th — Irish Giants 18th
Past Games: Irish Giants 25-18
Line: The Chargers (-8)
GF: The Irish Giants are a formidable foe for The Chargers as shown by the fact that they’re the only ones that beat The Chargers in a game this season, although I’ve been told they were quite shorthanded. I think this game will be closer than you think, but it’s hard to go against the boys in blue. THE CHARGERS BY 6
TSLQBPR: Irish Giants are a great team. Whether you like veteran experience of straight athleticism, they have either one. But the Chargers were AWESOME this season (debatably too awesome for D6), and there’s no chance we’re picking against them in the Semi-Finals. THE CHARGERS BY 11
#2 Flying Balls (7-1-0) vs #3 Blue Ballers (6-2-0)
Avg PF: Flying Balls 45.12 (1st) — Blue Ballers 44.62 (2nd)
Avg PA: Flying Balls 18.50 (1st) — Blue Ballers 26.12 (5th)
SOS: Flying Balls .516 (4th) — Blue Ballers .500 (5th)
TSL Rank: Flying Balls 4th — Blue Ballers 9th
Past Games: Flying Balls 54-44
Line: Flying Balls (-4)
GF: The Flying Balls got the scare they needed to wake up in these playoffs after Select almost took them out. The Balls are first in everything, and it's still amazing they average only 18 points a game after allowing 44 to the Blue Ballers. The over/under for this game is 89.5 (see below) and I think I’d take the over. The Blue Ballers will be in this game the whole time. FLYING BALLS BY 4
TSLQBPR: We agree that the Blue Ballers will be in this game the whole time. Blue Ballers are a fast paced, athletic team with a great QB. And in another universe, they might have been massive favorites in the D6 playoffs if Flying Balls and The Chargers hadn’t come out of nowhere to hijack this division. But it’s a Flying Balls world, and we’re just living in it. FLYING BALLS BY 8
CHAMPIONSHIP PREDICTIONS
GF: #1 The Chargers vs #2 Flying Balls. This should be 1A vs 1B, and it’s the title match we all wanted, or expected at least. These two teams are the best of the best and they’re slightly overpowered for this division. The Chargers squeaked by the Flying Balls 32-24 in the last week of the regular season, but I’m not sure they do it again. FLYING BALLS BY 2
TSLQBPR: #1 The Chargers vs #2 Flying Balls. Could either the Irish Giants or Blue Ballers crash the party here and spoil this matchup of #1 vs #2? Of course. But these have been the two best teams in the division all season, and this is who we’re expecting to finish it. The Chargers got a week off last week after the Sticky Laces forfeit, while Flying Balls had to battle back just to overcome Select. Does that mean anything for this week? Probably not. Expect a classic, and whoever blinks first and drops a wide open sixth down TD is going to spend the entire offseason regretting it. We’ll take THE CHARGERS BY 4
GAME LINES AND OVER/UNDERS:
Legends vs Mavericks
Spread: Legends -14
Moneyline: Legends -650 / Mavericks +450
Over/Under: 72.5
Sticky Bandits vs What A Dump
Spread: Sticky Bandits -4
Moneyline: Sticky Bandits -175 / What A Dump +150
Over/Under: 66.5
Jabronies vs Can’t Touch This
Spread: Jabronies -2
Moneyline: Jabronies -130 / Can’t Touch This +110
Over/Under: 72.5
Passing While Intoxicated vs The Malones
Spread: Passing While Intoxicated -2
Moneyline: PWI -130 / The Malones +110
Over/Under: 75.0
Wanderers vs D-Generation X Y and Z
Spread: Wanderers -3
Moneyline: Wanderers -155 / D-Gen XYZ +135
Over/Under: 73.5
Interdimensional Lightning Falcons vs Bullet Club
Spread: ILF -4
Moneyline: ILF -175 / Bullet Club +150
Over/Under: 61.5
Two Tuddies vs Mike’s Detailing
Spread: Two Tuddies -9
Moneyline: Two Tuddies -350 / Mike’s Detailing +270
Over/Under: 69.5
Puckett All-Stars vs PowerPuff Girls
Spread: Puckett All-Stars -4
Moneyline: Puckett -175 / PowerPuff Girls +150
Over/Under: 53.0
Balls Deep vs Pit Harade
Spread: Balls Deep -14
Moneyline: Balls Deep -650 / Pit Harade +450
Over/Under: 60.5
Not So Sticky vs Blitzkrieg
Spread: Not So Sticky -2
Moneyline: Not So Sticky -130 / Blitzkrieg +110
Over/Under: 60.0
The Chargers vs Irish Giants
Spread: The Chargers -8
Moneyline: Chargers -310 / Irish Giants +240
Over/Under: 67.5
Flying Balls vs Blue Ballers
Spread: Flying Balls -4
Moneyline: Flying Balls -175 / Blue Ballers +150
Over/Under: 89.5
FIVE QUESTIONS FOR CHAMPIONSHIP SATURDAY
TEN FINAL THOUGHTS FOR CHAMPIONSHIP SATURDAY
Good luck to the final 24 teams remaining. Immortality is at your fingertips!
-GF OUT