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Interested Gentlemen of the TSL Universe,

On February 9th in the year of our Lord 2017 TSL made history yet again when we unveiled our plan to host the 1st ever TSL Bachelorette. Please check our Face Book page or the podcast icon on our web site where you will find our current podcast where we introduce "Sarah" to the TSL universe. Sarah is a 25 yr old single women who like many is looking for love. She is beautiful, she is charismatic and more importantly for some weird reason she isn't against meeting.......YOU.  For the next 2-3 weeks the TSL will be searching our universe for (15) contestants. In roughly 2-3 weeks the games will begin.

 

What games?

-Our (15) bachelors will be split into (5) flights of (3) and will play the "dating game" with young Sarah.  This event will be held over the course of (6) weeks at the 5 Star Productions studio. 

-Once the games are over (6) gentlemen will remain and then we will play TSL Bachelorette where all (6) men will battle for Sarah's heart for 3-4 weeks every Saturday at normal football.  

-Once a winner is selected Sarah and her new mate will be off on a limo ride and to dinner on your good friends at Topper Sports League. If you make the finals and are nervous and intimidated by Sarah's beauty, "Uncle Topper" will volunteer his time and services to give you a "birds and the bees speech" should you require it. (to perform this solid "Uncle Topper" will require (1) bucket of extra crispy KFC)

 

Who can enter?

-We really only have (1) rule you must be single and not in any sort of relationship at the time of your entrance. You must also stay single during the process or you will be kicked off the show.

 

Why should I do this?

-Well there are a few reasons

A. Because you are single and no one loves you right now.

B. Boccio is one of the contestants so you should already be able to beat him.

3. Sarah is really cute and seems genuinely interested in playing this game.

 

How do I enter?

-That's the easy part. Email us at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. and we will talk with you and see if you have what it takes to get in the game.

-If emailing isn't your thing you may text or call

A. Topper

B. Lenny

C. Joe K

D. Emily on Tight Ends in Motion

 

TSL Universe...... we are about to make history yet again why don't you join us and see if you have what it takes to win the heart of the fair maiden Sarah.

 

EMAIL US AT This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.

 

Contact us now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Good luck and Godspeed 

 

 

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 All Players Must Have a new signed waiver on file for 2016, please fill it out here 

 

If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me by phone 716-861-1012 or via email This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.

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Topper Sports, LLC  132 Cleveland Drive, Tonawanda NY 14223
Phone /Cell 716.861.1012
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