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Ladies and Gentlemen of the TSL Universe, welcome to the midpoint of the TSL Spring 2026 season. While I’m fully aware that “technically” that was last week, after Week 1 was sprinkled in all over the rest of the season, this became the point in the schedule when our TSL teams really start to lock into who they are this year. There is no more “rust” to knock off like there was early in the season. The players that were the missing piece in that “closer than the score says” Week 3 loss where you’d say “Oh well when Jimmy/Bobby/Susie show up we’ll be fine” in the group chat have since shown up (or for some teams, you’ve realized they’re not coming) so hopefully they’re making a difference. 

 

The first half of the TSL season is usually full of random anomalies as teams adjust to new fields, new teammates, new opponents, new jersey colors, new cleats, etc. On top of that, it’s a bit harder to really dive straight into your killer instinct when you’re just happy to be at the fields again, seeing your friends you may not have seen in months, and dopamine is through the roof. Once you add in that this season’s theme so far has been “Waterworld”, where the TSL statistics team has had to measure our “TSL Wetness Index” in actual rainfall as opposed to the usual “TSLers around Shirtless Chris”, it stands to reason that we still have no clue just how the Race For Social Co-Ed Touch Football Immortality will end, but we sure can see that how we get there is going to be VERY fun. 

 

Of course, there are things that have happened so far during the last rain soaked month that are already truths to the puzzle that is the TSL Spring 2026 season. At a time that’s chock full of uncertainty, here are some things we can be certain of, both good and bad: 

 

-The Legends still rule

-The Malones are for real

-Freeballers finally figured it out

-What A Dump is the answer to “Of the 7 D1 teams this session, who is the only one that shouldn’t realistically expect a championship run?”

-Can’t Touch This is the best TSL regular season team ever

-The Jabronies will look good in D1 next season regardless of what happens in the playoffs this year

-D3 is its usual chaos

-The key to be a top team in D3 is to go by 3 letters (BQI, ISH)

-The Stunts are beyond back

-The reward for finishing 1st in D3 right now is getting to play either the Wanderers or Playoff B. 

-Expect teams to lose on purpose to avoid this

-Puckett is going to look good in D2 next season because what the hell guys?

-Show Me Your TDs will look good in D6 next season which there is nothing wrong with dropping back to improve

-D4 is also nuts in general

-Blitzkrieg and Blue Ballers are on a collision course for the D5 title

-There’s a clear line between the “haves” and “have nots” in D5

-A current “have not” team will catch fire and rocket up the standings, but who?

-D6 is anyone’s title for the taking, it’ll come down to who wants it more

 

In other words, we only know a little bit so far after 4 weeks of TSL football, and there’s a LOT that will be figured out over the next few weeks. 

 

Weather permitting. 

D1

Championship Odds

Legends (3-1)
The Malones (4-1)
Freeballers (5-1)
Sticky Bandits (8-1)
Eyes Downtown (18-1)
Mavericks (22-1)
What A Dump (75-1)

The top stays the same, unsurprisingly, but after Legends gets really fun. The Malones and Freeballers shoot up the charts, jumping over Sticky and Eyes Downtown. It looks like a 4 team race here, but both ED and the Mavs are ready to make some noise of their own. WAD looks to be in trouble. 

 

LAST WEEK’S GAMES

THE MALONES 40, STICKY BANDITS 39

FREEBALLERS 35, STICKY BANDITS 18

D1 had a weird one last week. The Malones proved they’re very real, the Freeballers kept rolling, as the Sticky Bandits had one of the roughest doubleheaders imaginable. Until this week’s doubleheader anyway. There is a world where their Doomsday Clock is ticking, hopefully somebody will count it down for them this week so they can do something about it. 

 

THIS WEEK’S GAMES

EYES DOWNTOWN VS STICKY BANDITS (+2) - While the rain didn’t help, it was the Sticky Bandits’ inability to mentally count down from 10 that did them in last week while also more than likely carried over into that second game. Now, as we get proof that Jeff Krol doesn’t favor his own squad in scheduling decisions, they get what SHOULD be an even harder doubleheader a week later. ED is only 1-2 this season so far, and the win was against WAD, so they’ll be looking to make a statement here as they remind everyone who they are. Sticky needs a win here to get back on track. This feels like a tie, but we don’t pick those here: STICKY BANDITS BY 1

LEGENDS VS STICKY BANDITS (+5) - And from there, Sticky gets to play against the Legends, who come into this game a little well rested after getting the best bye week ever last week and skipping having to play in the monsoon. It’s their world until someone shows me otherwise. LEGENDS BY 8

THE MALONES VS MAVERICKS (+7) - While The Malones are getting all of the publicity (and deservedly so) about their run in D1 so far, let’s take a second to remember a couple of things about the Mavericks. First off, the whole reason they were in D1 before The Malones? They beat The Malones multiple times in D2. Yes, they’re 0-3 (and more than likely would be 1-3 if they played WAD last week) but after an early season loss to the Freeballers, they’ve shaken off two consecutive slow starts to make close comebacks that just fell short against both Sticky and the Legends. They’re due. MAVERICKS BY 2

 

D2

Championship Odds

Can’t Touch This (3-1)
Jabronies (7-1)
Frodo Swaggins (10-1)
D-Generation XYZ (20-1)
Buffalo Vice (35-1)

CTT and the Jabronies keep pulling away, although Frodo can’t be counted out of the mix. DXYZ and Vice have had some bright spots, but it’s hard to imagine them winning the whole thing as of right now. 

LAST WEEK’S GAMES

FRODO SWAGGINS 35, BUFFALO VICE 16

CAN’T TOUCH THIS 25, D-GENERATION XYZ 6

JABRONIES 27, D-GENERATION XYZ 14

CAN’T TOUCH THIS 21, FRODO SWAGGINS 21 

Can’t Touch This still looks like the class of the division, but Frodo made a big statement against Vice before the weather stole their matchup against CTT. The Jabronies steadied themselves, DXYZ had a miserable doubleheader, and Buffalo Vice is still looking for that first D2 win.

 

THIS WEEK’S GAMES

CAN’T TOUCH THIS VS BUFFALO VICE (+10) - CTT is on a roll, there’s no doubt about that. I don’t want to say this is their “easy” week, because Vice doesn’t deserve that lack of respect even with the growing pains they’re having with the D2 jump. Historically, when you get a matchup like this though, it’s hard to not pick the favorite. CAN’T TOUCH THIS BY 12

CAN’T TOUCH THIS VS D-GENERATION XYZ (+9) - A rematch of last week’s 25-6 game that more than likely was affected by the weather, at least a little bit. I expect the combo of DXYZ’s smarts plus getting CTT in their second game will help them keep it close, but I’m not sure they pull the win out. CAN’T TOUCH THIS BY 4

JABRONIES VS FRODO SWAGGINS (+6) - I guess if Frodo is going to be “in the mix” for the title, they’re going to have to pull off an upset at some point. The Jabronies beat them by 9 last time, but both teams have only improved since that matchup. I’m not sure they have the horses to keep up. JABRONIES BY 8

D3

Championship Odds

Interspacial Squalling Harriers (4-1)
BQI (6-1)
Cunning Stunts (8-1)
Let’s Get Reccked (12-1)
Bullet Club (14-1)
Grey Hair - Don’t Care (16-1)
Two Tuddies (25-1)
Wanderers (30-1)
Practice Squad (60-1)

It doesn’t matter what the odds are here, any of these teams can win D3 and it wouldn’t surprise a soul. For right now, D3 is split into thirds: You have ISH, BQI, and the Stunts slightly ahead of the pack, you get the ‘mushy middle’ with LGR, Grey Hair, and Bullet Club, and then you have the trio of underperforming teams with the Tud Buds, Wanderers, and the Squad. I fully expect this to look a bit different in a few weeks. 

LAST WEEK’S GAMES

BQI 17, BULLET CLUB 6

LET’S GET RECCKED 45, PRACTICE SQUAD 10

INTERSPACIAL SQUALLING HARRIERS 41, PRACTICE SQUAD 19

INTERSPACIAL SQUALLING HARRIERS 29, TWO TUDDIES 6

GREY HAIR - DON’T CARE 8, TWO TUDDIES 0

D3 is becoming ISH and BQI at the top, with everyone else trying to figure out where they belong. Practice Squad is in real trouble, LGR is heating up, Grey Hair won an ugly weather game, and Bullet Club/Tuddies both badly need a response after such lackluster performances..

THIS WEEK’S GAMES

INTERSPACIAL SQUALLING HARRIERS VS LET’S GET RECCKED (+6) - One of the worst names in the TSL takes on one of the best as ISH (Bad) battles LGR (Good). ISH has been cruising through the season so far, although they haven’t really been tested yet, while LGR sure has been. Upset alert. LET’S GET RECCKED BY 7

INTERSPACIAL SQUALLING HARRIERS VS BQI (+2) - Not enough is being said about the doubleheader ISH has to go through this week. LGR And BQI? Hopefully they have the horses with them this week. BQI just keeps winning, and one has to wonder just how long they can keep this up. It ends this week. INTERSPACIAL SQUALLING HARRIERS BY 3

GREY HAIR - DON’T CARE VS BULLET CLUB (+1) - What an interesting matchup. Both teams have played 4 games. GHDC is 3-1 with a +1 point differential, BC is 2-2 and they’re +2. Both teams beat the Wanderers. GHDC also slipped by Practice Squad and Two Tuddies. BC beat LGR, who beat GHDC by 19 points. BC’s losses have been to ISH and BQI. BULLET CLUB BY 6

BULLET CLUB VS TWO TUDDIES (+4) - An incoming fun matchup here, where both teams could really use the win. The Tuddies haven’t really been settled in this season overall, and in a season where mother nature has caused enough chaos on her own, being unsettled as a team is very “not great”. Bullet Club has the roster that, on paper, really looks like they should be better than a .500 team. Sweeping this doubleheader would do wonders for them. BULLET CLUB BY 3

 

D4

Championship Odds

Puckett (3-1)
Coochie Monsters (5-1)
Mike’s Detailing (7-1)
Tater Tots (10-1)
Not So Sticky (12-1)
Balls Deep (18-1)
PowerPuff Girls (30-1)
Cobblestone (40-1)
Flying Balls (50-1)
Show Me Your TDs (150-1)

Puckett is on another level of insane this season. That’s not say winning the title is an understatement, but given their playoff DNA, look out. The Coochies, Mike’s Detailing, and the Tots could give them a run, but this is something else. The other teams that could always surprise are NSS, Balls Deep, and of course the PPG. The other three feel like they just have a lot to figure out. 

 

LAST WEEK’S GAMES

BALLS DEEP 25, FLYING BALLS 6

MIKE’S DETAILING 15, COOCHIE MONSTERS 14

NOT SO STICKY 22, COBBLESTONE 7

COBBLESTONE 14, MIKE’S DETAILING 0

PUCKETT 48, SHOW ME YOUR TDS 0

D4 may be the weirdest division in the league right now. Mike’s Detailing beat Coochie and then got blanked by Cobblestone. Puckett continues to look terrifying. Balls Deep got a much-needed win, and Show Me Your TDs is still searching for offense.

 

THIS WEEK’S GAMES

BALLS DEEP VS SHOW ME YOUR TDS (+10) - Balls Deep won the battle of the wet Balls last week, and they’re finally getting on the right track. And now they get the TSL’s version of the “cure all” a week later in SMYTDs, a team that wasn’t quite placed in the right division staying true to their namesake. Just like that, the slow start to the season is gone. BALLS DEEP BY 27

PUCKETT VS TATER TOTS (+10) - Well, one thing is for certain: The Tots will score more points in this game than Puckett has allowed all season. If they don’t, B must retire on the spot. The Tots represent Puckett’s toughest test to date, although the same can be said the other way around. This should be an absolutely awesome game to watch. PUCKETT BY 3

COOCHIE MONSTERS VS NOT SO STICKY (+3) - It took a hurricane for the Coochies to lose a game, and that was still only by 1 point. Not So Sticky is a formidable foe and will give them a game, but I’m not sure they’ll be able to stick with the Monsters this week. COOCHIE MONSTERS BY 8

COBBLESTONE VS POWERPUFF GIRLS (-8) - Cobblestone is fresh off a 14-0 shutout victory over Mike’s Detailing as Darryl Carr QB Superstar used his veteran savvy and know-how to win in the elements. Along comes the vulnerable Powerpuff Girls who haven’t been themselves this season. And we all know what happens when Garrett is around vulnerable women. COBBLESTONE BY 4

NOT SO STICKY VS TATER TOTS (-3) - There’s a pretty clear line between these two teams right now this season, and while a win by NSS erases that this week, I just don’t see a path for that to happen. TATER TOTS BY 7

MIKE’S DETAILING VS FLYING BALLS (+8) - Mike’s Detailing pulled off the big win before pulling off the big loss last week, and I’m not sure anyone had that on their bingo boards. The other thing people didn’t have on their boards? Flying Balls struggling the way they have. While I remain confident they’re going to “figure it out” in the next few weeks, getting a top team with something to prove isn’t always the best way to do that. MIKE’S DETAILING BY 10

POWERPUFF GIRLS VS SHOW ME YOUR TDS (+8) - I don’t know how that’s only an 8 point spread, but okay. Even if they PPGs aren’t up to their usual standards, that line might be erased within 30 seconds. POWERPUFF GIRLS BY 24

FLYING BALLS VS SHOW ME YOUR TDS (+3) - If the Flying Balls can’t pull this one off, they should immediately, as a group, find the closest church and ask for a group exorcism. FLYING BALLS BY 17

 

D5

Championship Odds

Blitzkrieg (3-1)
Blue Ballers (3-1)
Call the Doctor (6-1)
716ers (10-1)
Birds of War (16-1)
Wet Bandits (25-1)
Come From Behind (35-1)
Sausage McMuffins (40-1)
Pit Harade (60-1)
Mo’ Chicken (75-1)
SBG (150-1)

BK and the Blue Ballers are in their own tier currently. Everyone else has some things to figure out ranging from “not too much” (Call The Doctor) to “what the hell is football?” (SBG). 

 

LAST WEEK’S GAMES

BLITZKRIEG 22, CALL THE DOCTOR 9

BLITZKRIEG 20, 716ERS 8

CALL THE DOCTOR 21, SBG 0 (Forfeit)

SAUSAGE MCMUFFINS 32, COME FROM BEHIND 22

MO’ CHICKEN 21, PIT HARADE 21 

716ERS 39, MO’ CHICKEN 12

BLUE BALLERS 52, WET BANDITS 6

716ERS 21, WET BANDITS 21 (Maybe?) 

D5 remains absolutely insane. Blitzkrieg passed two harder tests, Blue Ballers dropped 52 in nightmare weather, Call the Doctor recovered well, Sausage McMuffins finally got on the board, and the 716ers rebounded very well from a close loss to BK with a win over MO. 

THIS WEEK’S GAMES

BLITZKRIEG VS WET BANDITS (+11) - The Wet Bandits are 2-1 and have a -30 point differential. I have no idea if they’re good or not. However, I DO know that Blitzkrieg isn’t just good, they’re VERY good. BLITZKRIEG BY 18

CALL THE DOCTOR VS SAUSAGE MCMUFFINS (+8) - It took a hurricane for the McMuffins to get in the win column, but they did it. They’ll be looking to continue that success against Call The Doctor, but with the way CTD has been playing, I don’t think it’s likely. CALL THE DOCTOR BY 9

WET BANDITS VS PIT HARADE (+3) - Pit Harade’s defense (or lack thereof) has been their undoing so far this season, and getting a rainout against Mo Chicken wasn’t ideal when they could’ve used the reps against another struggling team. They need the win to get back on track, and the Wet Bandits need this win to keep pace in D5 as best as they can. WET BANDITS BY 1

BLUE BALLERS VS SBG (+12) - I don’t know how it happened, but the Blue Ballers are already up 16-0 in this game. BLUE BALLERS BY 38

BIRDS OF WAR VS SBG (+6) - SBG has been struggling so far, there’s no question about it. That’s the danger of being a brand new team to the TSL. On the other hand, the Birds of War are a new team to the TSL and they’ve fit in pretty nicely. They’re 2-2, but could very easily be 4-0 (their losses were by 1 and 4 points) and one has to think the positive vibes are flowing in that locker room. BIRDS OF WAR BY 7

COME FROM BEHIND VS PIT HARADE (+2) - Two struggling teams meet up with the hopes of using this game to springboard their season to getting on the right track. It’s been a rough go for both sides, and some consistency could be just what the doctor ordered. COME FROM BEHIND BY 7

COME FROM BEHIND VS MO’ CHICKEN (+4) - Mo’ Chicken is another team that still struggles, and they just have to keep improving week by week. COME FROM BEHIND BY 8

716ERS VS BIRDS OF WAR (+1) - Two new teams who are off to good starts go to battle and this is a game I’ll be keeping my eye on for sure. Secret Game of the Day vibes here. BIRDS OF WAR BY 3. 

 

D6

Championship Odds

Intentional Clowning (4-1)
Irish Giants (7-1)
Sticky Laces (8-1)
TMA (10-1)
Raw Milkers (25-1)
Select (40-1)

Clowning is the current favorite, but really any of the top 4 teams should win this one. Don’t count out the Milkers or Select though. 

 

LAST WEEK’S GAMES

TMA 20, RAW MILKERS 16

INTENTIONAL CLOWNING 28, RAW MILKERS 16

IRISH GIANTS 16, SELECT 8

D6 is starting to separate, but not cleanly. Intentional Clowning is unbeaten, TMA keeps winning despite weird underlying numbers, Irish Giants are right there, and Sticky Laces still feel dangerous despite not playing last week.

 

THIS WEEK’S GAMES

TMA VS RAW MILKERS (+4) - TMA won this battle a week ago in a monsoon, so how will they fare in the sun? I think they’ll do a bit better. TMA BY 10

TMA VS STICKY LACES (+2) - Sticky Laces have rebounded nicely from a heartbreaking start to the season, and now look to knock off another fellow title contender. They catch TMA at the right time. STICKY LACES BY 1

INTENTIONAL CLOWNING VS SELECT (+8) - Select is very good at slowing down opposing offenses. The problem for them right now is that the offense they’re best at preventing from scoring is their own. INTENTIONAL CLOWNING BY 7

INTENTIONAL CLOWNING VS IRISH GIANTS (+3) - The IC gets a tough match up in their second game this week, but with the Giants being so inconsistent, I don’t think it’s going to matter. INTENTIONAL CLOWNING BY 8

STICKY LACES VS SELECT (+5) - The Laces look to keep the good times rollin’ here against Select, but there’s no way Select keeps losing, right? Upset alert. SELECT BY 3

GF vs GPT

WEEK 5 ONLY

Against The Spread

Topper’s Super Computer: 18-7-1
The Godfather: 16-9-1

Straight Up

Topper’s Super Computer: 19-5-2
The Godfather: 16-8-2

OVERALL SEASON

Against The Spread

Topper’s Super Computer: 55-40-3
The Godfather: 52-43-3

Straight Up

Topper’s Super Computer: 64-28-6
The Godfather: 59-33-6

 

THE TSC’S PICKS

UPDATED TSC PICKS

EYES DOWNTOWN VS STICKY BANDITS (+2) - STICKY BANDITS BY 3

LEGENDS VS STICKY BANDITS (+5) - LEGENDS BY 6

THE MALONES VS MAVERICKS (+7) - THE MALONES BY 9

CAN’T TOUCH THIS VS BUFFALO VICE (+10) - CAN’T TOUCH THIS BY 13

CAN’T TOUCH THIS VS D-GENERATION XYZ (+9) - CAN’T TOUCH THIS BY 10

JABRONIES VS FRODO SWAGGINS (+6) - JABRONIES BY 3

INTERSPACIAL SQUALLING HARRIERS VS LET’S GET RECCKED (+6) - ISH BY 8

INTERSPACIAL SQUALLING HARRIERS VS BQI (+2) - ISH BY 4

GREY HAIR - DON’T CARE VS BULLET CLUB (+1) - BULLET CLUB BY 2

BULLET CLUB VS TWO TUDDIES (+4) - BULLET CLUB BY 6

BALLS DEEP VS SHOW ME YOUR TDS (+10) - BALLS DEEP BY 13

PUCKETT VS TATER TOTS (+10) - PUCKETT BY 11

COOCHIE MONSTERS VS NOT SO STICKY (+3) - COOCHIE MONSTERS BY 5

COBBLESTONE VS POWERPUFF GIRLS (-8) - POWERPUFF GIRLS BY 9

NOT SO STICKY VS TATER TOTS (-3) - TATER TOTS BY 4

MIKE’S DETAILING VS FLYING BALLS (+8) - MIKE’S DETAILING BY 10

POWERPUFF GIRLS VS SHOW ME YOUR TDS (+8) - POWERPUFF GIRLS BY 9

FLYING BALLS VS SHOW ME YOUR TDS (+3) - FLYING BALLS BY 5

BLITZKRIEG VS WET BANDITS (+11) - BLITZKRIEG BY 14

CALL THE DOCTOR VS SAUSAGE MCMUFFINS (+8) - CALL THE DOCTOR BY 10

WET BANDITS VS PIT HARADE (+3) - WET BANDITS BY 4

BLUE BALLERS VS SBG (+12) - BLUE BALLERS BY 18

BIRDS OF WAR VS SBG (+6) - BIRDS OF WAR BY 8

COME FROM BEHIND VS PIT HARADE (+2) - COME FROM BEHIND BY 4

COME FROM BEHIND VS MO’ CHICKEN (+4) - COME FROM BEHIND BY 6

716ERS VS BIRDS OF WAR (+1) - 716ERS BY 2

TMA VS RAW MILKERS (+4) - TMA BY 5

TMA VS STICKY LACES (+2) - STICKY LACES BY 2

INTENTIONAL CLOWNING VS SELECT (+8) - INTENTIONAL CLOWNING BY 10

INTENTIONAL CLOWNING VS IRISH GIANTS (+3) - INTENTIONAL CLOWNING BY 4

STICKY LACES VS SELECT (+5) - STICKY LACES BY 6

 

GAME LINES AND OVER/UNDERS

D1

EYES DOWNTOWN VS STICKY BANDITS

Spread: Sticky Bandits +2
Moneyline: Eyes Downtown -130 / Sticky Bandits +110
Over/Under: 63.5

LEGENDS VS STICKY BANDITS

Spread: Sticky Bandits +5
Moneyline: Legends -210 / Sticky Bandits +170
Over/Under: 69.5

MAVERICKS VS THE MALONES

Spread: Mavericks +7
Moneyline: The Malones -280 / Mavericks +220
Over/Under: 74.5

D2

BUFFALO VICE VS CAN’T TOUCH THIS

Spread: Buffalo Vice +10
Moneyline: Can’t Touch This -420 / Buffalo Vice +310
Over/Under: 62.5

CAN’T TOUCH THIS VS D-GENERATION XYZ

Spread: D-Generation XYZ +9
Moneyline: Can’t Touch This -375 / D-Generation XYZ +285
Over/Under: 60.5

FRODO SWAGGINS VS JABRONIES

Spread: Frodo Swaggins +1
Moneyline: Jabronies -115 / Frodo Swaggins -105
Over/Under: 61.5

D3

INTERSPACIAL SQUALLING HARRIERS VS LET’S GET RECCKED

Spread: Let’s Get Reccked +6
Moneyline: ISH -240 / Let’s Get Reccked +190
Over/Under: 68.5

INTERSPACIAL SQUALLING HARRIERS VS BQI

Spread: BQI +2
Moneyline: ISH -135 / BQI +115
Over/Under: 67.5

GREY HAIR - DON’T CARE VS BULLET CLUB

Spread: Bullet Club +1
Moneyline: Grey Hair -115 / Bullet Club -105
Over/Under: 51.5

BULLET CLUB VS TWO TUDDIES

Spread: Two Tuddies +4
Moneyline: Bullet Club -175 / Two Tuddies +145
Over/Under: 50.5

D4

BALLS DEEP VS SHOW ME YOUR TDS

Spread: Show Me Your TDs +10
Moneyline: Balls Deep -420 / Show Me Your TDs +310
Over/Under: 42.5

PUCKETT VS TATER TOTS

Spread: Tater Tots +10
Moneyline: Puckett -420 / Tater Tots +310
Over/Under: 80.5

COOCHIE MONSTERS VS NOT SO STICKY

Spread: Not So Sticky +3
Moneyline: Coochie Monsters -155 / Not So Sticky +135
Over/Under: 58.5

COBBLESTONE VS POWERPUFF GIRLS

Spread: EVEN
Moneyline: Cobblestone -110 / PowerPuff Girls -110
Over/Under: 50.5

NOT SO STICKY VS TATER TOTS

Spread: Tater Tots +1
Moneyline: Not So Sticky -115 / Tater Tots -105
Over/Under: 62.5

MIKE’S DETAILING VS FLYING BALLS

Spread: Flying Balls +8
Moneyline: Mike’s Detailing -320 / Flying Balls +240
Over/Under: 57.5

POWERPUFF GIRLS VS SHOW ME YOUR TDS

Spread: Show Me Your TDs +8
Moneyline: PowerPuff Girls -320 / Show Me Your TDs +240
Over/Under: 44.5

FLYING BALLS VS SHOW ME YOUR TDS

Spread: Show Me Your TDs +3
Moneyline: Flying Balls -155 / Show Me Your TDs +135
Over/Under: 36.5

D5

BLITZKRIEG VS WET BANDITS

Spread: Wet Bandits +11
Moneyline: Blitzkrieg -500 / Wet Bandits +350
Over/Under: 58.5

CALL THE DOCTOR VS SAUSAGE MCMUFFINS

Spread: Sausage McMuffins +8
Moneyline: Call the Doctor -320 / Sausage McMuffins +240
Over/Under: 58.5

WET BANDITS VS PIT HARADE

Spread: Pit Harade +3
Moneyline: Wet Bandits -155 / Pit Harade +135
Over/Under: 45.5

BLUE BALLERS VS SBG

Spread: SBG +12
Moneyline: Blue Ballers -550 / SBG +375
Over/Under: 66.5

BIRDS OF WAR VS SBG

Spread: SBG +6
Moneyline: Birds of War -240 / SBG +190
Over/Under: 54.5

COME FROM BEHIND VS PIT HARADE

Spread: Pit Harade +2
Moneyline: Come From Behind -135 / Pit Harade +115
Over/Under: 48.5

COME FROM BEHIND VS MO’ CHICKEN

Spread: Mo’ Chicken +4
Moneyline: Come From Behind -175 / Mo’ Chicken +145
Over/Under: 48.5

716ERS VS BIRDS OF WAR

Spread: Birds of War +1
Moneyline: 716ers -115 / Birds of War -105
Over/Under: 57.5

D6

TMA VS RAW MILKERS

Spread: Raw Milkers +4
Moneyline: TMA -175 / Raw Milkers +145
Over/Under: 41.5

TMA VS STICKY LACES

Spread: Sticky Laces +2
Moneyline: TMA -135 / Sticky Laces +115
Over/Under: 43.5

INTENTIONAL CLOWNING VS SELECT

Spread: Select +8
Moneyline: Intentional Clowning -320 / Select +240
Over/Under: 45.5

INTENTIONAL CLOWNING VS IRISH GIANTS

Spread: Irish Giants +3
Moneyline: Intentional Clowning -155 / Irish Giants +135
Over/Under: 50.5

STICKY LACES VS SELECT

Spread: Select +5
Moneyline: Sticky Laces -210 / Select +170
Over/Under: 42.5

 

FIVE QUESTIONS FOR SATURDAY

 

• Can Sticky Bandits survive the most brutal D1 stretch of the season? Well, they’ve already struggled through the first half of it, and that was supposed to be the “easy” doubleheader. At the end of the day, even if they suffer two more losses this week, Sticky has the talent and the infrastructure to figure it out before the playoffs. Probably. 

• Is ISH vs BQI officially the biggest D3 game of the year so far? Sure looks like it, doesn’t it? Both teams are on a tear and at the top of the division. We’re going to have great conditions for it. I can’t wait to see who survives. 

• Are the Blue Ballers and Blitzkrieg on a collision course in D5? Absolutely. The Blue Ballers are an offensive machine that might only be able to be slowed down by landmines. Blitzkrieg has been fine tuning their game for what feels like a decade and they’re so incredibly locked in. I can’t imagine anyone else pulling off an upset right now. 

• Is Puckett’s defense actually as terrifying as the numbers say? They’re good. Let’s not get it twisted. But I mean, they’re allowing TWO points a game. That’s unsustainable. No, they haven’t played the three worst teams either. They shutout SMYTDs, sure, but they allowed 6 points to NSS and then shut out the Powerpuff Girls too. Not exactly slouches. 

• Which winless team is finally going to give us something to talk about? The Mavericks will when they beat The Malones this week. 

 

 

TEN FINAL THOUGHTS FOR SATURDAY

Breakfast Club Predictions: 

1. Megoonsta’s 22, Steph Infection 15
2. Water Under The Bridget 37, Total CARnage 36
3. On A Rampaige 30, Fittsmagic 27

 

The weather is finally looking like it’s going to be tremendous for a day of football out there in Buffalo. Wear your sunscreen kids. 

 

We currently have 9 teams without a loss remaining. We have 11 who haven’t won a game yet. 

 

It’s hard to really trust any of the results from last week when not only did we have the monsoon, but also teams were shorthanded for the Memorial Day weekend. 

 

No word yet on if the Rose Garden has destroyed any other fields for this week. 

 

As fun as it is to have a more competitive D1 top to bottom, it still doesn’t matter because the Legends are still the cream of the crop. 

 

Games of the Day: 

1. 10:00 - Eyes Downtown vs Sticky Bandits
2. 11:00 - Puckett vs Tater Tots
3. 12:00 - ISH vs Let’s Get Reccked
4. 1:00 - Coochie Monsters vs Not So Sticky
5. 2:00 - BQI vs ISH
6. 3:00 - Mavericks vs The Malones
7. 4:00 - Bullet Club vs Two Tuddies

 

A special thank you to all of the TSLers who jumped in to help out last week in the worst conditions possible. It’s always heartwarming to see the TSL community come together in times of crisis. 

 

Don’t forget that NEXT WEEK, 6/6/26, is LENNY AND RAMEER DAY! Make sure you plan to stick around and celebrate the lives of two of the most influential TSLers of all time!

 

Don’t agree with what I had to say? Want me to say more about your team? Do what others do and email me your gripes to This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.

 

-GF OUT

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