Welcome back to the TSL Quarterback Power Rankings! 

We exhausted ourselves with last week's 100th Power Rankings (how'd you like those Non-QB Ranking??) so this week we're going to phone it in more than usual.  

Here are your Top Twenty QBs in the League with a Haiku about each.

#1 Joey Batts - Legends / Cunning Stunts

Last Week:  Beat Buffalo Vice 62-46, lost to Wanderers 41-27 (Cunning Stunts)

Classic Joey Batts,

Legends are undefeated,

Stunts are okay too.

#2 Bobby McConnell - Eyes Downtown

Last Week:  Beat Unit Ha Ha 50-21

Bobby not happy

Eyes Downtown are in third place,

Champions or bust!

#3 Mike Thomas – Sticky Bandits

Last Week:  Lost to What a Dump 56-33

Poor Sticky Bandits,

they're undefeated no more,

with Legends this week!

#4 Andy Strug – The Malones

Last Week:  Beat Scared Hitless 52-47

The Malones are back!

Can pretty much clinch a bye

with win this weekend.

#5 Garrett Beesing - Frodo Swaggins

Last Week:  Beat Unit Ha Ha 45-38

Nice win for Garrett,

Frodo beats Unit Ha Ha.

Playoff dark horses?

#6 Cody Stumpf – What a Dump

Last Week:  Beat Sticky Bandits 56-33

Big win for Cody

(though Kayla does all the work)

What A Dump 4 real!

#7 Joe Miano - Jabronies

Last Week:  Did Not Play

No game for Big Joe

Jabronies are most improved

team in the whole league?

#8 Jordan Lawson - Mavericks / Scared Hitless

Last Week:  Beat Freeballers 35-21 (Mavericks), lost to The Malones 52-47 (Scared Hitless)

People wrote them off,

but Mavs and Scared have not quit!

Beware for playoffs!

#9 Frank Laudico - Wanderers

Last Week:  Beat Cunning Stunts 41-27, lost to GirthQuakes 35-33

Undefeated, no!

GirthQuakes ruin the party.

At least they beat Stunts!

 #10 Buddy Lee – Passing While Intoxicated / Interdimensional Lightning Falcons

Last Week:  Beat Grey Hair - Don't Care 25-0 (PWI), beat Practice Squad 45-27 (Interdimensional Lightning Falcons)

PWI

and ILF both got wins

Buddy must be good!

#11 Ryan Dougherty - Can't Touch This

Last Week:  Did Not Play

No game for Ryan,

Can't Touch This having rough start,

must fix for playoffs!

#12 Matt Glowacki - Unit Ha Ha

Last Week:  Lost to Eyes Downtown 50-21, lost to Frodo Swaggins 45-38

Two losses this week

What is a Unit Ha Ha?

(Their unis are sweet!)

#13 David Eickhoff - Grey Hair Don't Care / Ready to Retire

Last Week:  Lost to Puckett All-Stars 28-22, beat PowerPuff Girls 38-9

D4 looking fine,

No wins yet though in D2

Does not look too great!

#14 Dylan Jaloza - Bullet Club

Last Week:  Beat D-Generation X Y and Z 32-30

Four and one record,

but minus 3 points so far?

Are Bullet Club good?

#15 Damien Keller - D-Generation X Y and Z

Last Week:  Lost to Bullet Club 32-30

D X Y and Z

are in the thick of D3,

Kellers win it all?

#16 Paul Rath - Freeballers

Last Week:  Lost to Mavericks 35-21

Sorry Freeballers,

winning with new Q is hard,

maybe next season?

#17 Mike Wolcott - Two Tuddies

Last Week:  Beat Puckett All-Stars 35-20, beat PowerPuff Girls 45-8

Tuddies own D4,

No one has even been close.

Three Tuddies, take note!

#18 Brandon "B" Ford - Practice Squad

Last Week:  Lost to ILF 45-27

Squad is one and four,

B has won as underdog,

he'll do it again!

#19 Matt Kieta - GirthQuakes

Last Week:  Beat Wanderers 35-33

Huge win for GirthQuakes,

Beating Wanderers no joke!

Can they build off this?

#20 Eric Mueller - Puckett All-Stars

Last Week:  Beat Ready to Retire 28-22, lost to Two Tuddies 35-20

Puckett still real good,

One of three "real" contenders

to win this season?

Fancy Statistics Section

Come on, we're tired.  We did all the graphs last week.

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