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September 21st

BURR WATCH 2024- In a jaw-dropping showdown against the Mavericks, Burr not only wrecks his knee in a brutal collision, but also tarnishes his QB legacy with a flurry of interceptions that leave fans stunned.

Stoner Dave delivers the catch of the year, snagging a multi-tipped Hail Mary while a defender literally rides his back!

In a nail-biting finale of the Wanderers vs. Practice Squad matchup, Al Laudico emerges as the unsung hero, thwarting Renee’s bid for a game-winning catch in a dramatic last-second play.

In an electrifying clash between PWI and Buller Club, TSL’s favorite Val leaves Addison in the dust, sprinting to a spectacular touchdown.

Jay from Blitzkrieg kicks off the game with an awe-inspiring interception against the Purple Nurples, setting the tone as Blitzkrieg scores over 40 points in both of their games that day!

Dylan battles through a frustrating first half, plagued by receivers who won’t catch a thing, but rises to the occasion with a thrilling second half that leads to a stunning victory.

Kyle Coniff is a force to be reckoned with, launching precision passes, racking up points by the hundreds, and snagging interceptions with style.

Money Mike dances down the back line to score an effortless touchdown, his infectious enthusiasm leaving the crowd in awe, even as they applaud his incredible feat.

The Jabronies, under the athletic play of John Costa, claim victory over their arch-rivals, Let’s Get Reccked, who faced them without their star, Recckio.

September 28th

BURR WATCH 2024- Jeremy Burr skips Untouchaballs game in the morning, in attendance for Wet Bandits in the afternoon. 

A Bobby McConnell impersonator ignites chaos with a shocking incident, sending both team into a frenzy!

Eyes Downtown Defense is on fire, with Cody Stumpf, Katie Salisbury, and Ben Stack each snagging interceptions from the Freeballers, leaving their opponents reeling and whining.

Matt Kieta dazzles on the field, throwing a near-perfect game and scoring four sensational Gender Touchdowns with Raena and Lexi!

In a gripping showdown at the Vaspian Game, Mary Mullen steps up and intercepts Derek Pew, turning the tide in her team’s favor.

Jordan Lawson ends up nursing a sore arm after tossing a record number of flags during the clash between the Wet Bandits and the Malones, struggling to keep up with a mountain of penalties, from pick plays, trips, to unsportsmanlike conduct!

Garrett is the ultimate league guy, distributing “TSL716 cards” and offering his services as a substitute quarterback, all while setting a record for the most teams subbed for in a single season!

Carly Reeb bursts onto the scene after her leg injury, stepping into the breakfast club game and making a splash with multiple impressive catches!

Cody Stumpf fills in for Kyle Coniff for the powerpuff girls, and they keep the good times rolling! Multiple crossing routes caught and deep balls galore as the ladies look like the class of D5!

Dylan Jaloza shows poise, grit and determination, leading Bullet Club down the field to ice the game amid a clock controversy. Joe K calls for GM of the year award for the team he put together. 

Colorado Mike stakes case for Breakfast Club MVP, showing off some moves after the catch (it only got an extra yard, but we have never seen him move like that) and shows toe-tapping ability with sideline touchdown catch.

Joe Miano stakes his claim as king of the deep ball, finding his guys downfield multiple times en route to close victory over Practice Squad and moving their way on up towards the top of the standings. 

Dan The Wrestler and his fellow Stir the Sauce compadres play stifling defense, snag one handers, and stir their way to the top of D5, vowing to avenge their championship game loss in spring. 

Joey Batts and his cunning stunts ladies continue their annihilation of D4, destroying Select and Creekers while talking their smack talk. The rumors of Joey having his swagger back are proven true. 

League sets record for most forfeit games in a weekend, Jeff Krol may need to figure out larger score discrepancy for no shows!

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