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WEEK 8 REVIEW
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- Category: The Sentinel
- Created: Tuesday, 15 October 2024 15:40
- Published: Tuesday, 15 October 2024 15:40
- Written by Jeff Krol
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- BURR WATCH- Jeremy stumbles upon the Untouchaballs Game while searching for Joey Batts to discuss Cody Rhodes haircut. Begrudgingly QB’s and loses to Malones.
- Breakfast club playoffs start off anti-climatic, as Carlyac Arrest and D’s Nutz roll to easy victories. While Steph and Garrett reffed games, they did NOT rig in their favor for next week!
- Scoring galore as Buffalo Vice and Wanders light up the score board, girls dominate with great catches, and the patented Caitlyn Mason juke moves, leaving Wanderers defenders ankles broken. Wanderers hang on to clinch top seed.
- Sticky nation in shambles as Dave Eickhoff and Grey Hair knocks the defending champs down a peg, methodically moving the ball down the field. Jeff Krol’s coaching ability called into question during “super bowl hangover.” Drew Colosimo makes his return and makes immediate impact to help win next game against Frodo, however, to save the double-header split.
- Jordan Lawson REFUSES to forfeit when half his team takes final week off, leads rag-tag sub-filled team to close matchup with Eyes Downtown in a great battle.
- Paul Lovullo is once again sipping pina coladas on a beach somewhere, forcing QB2 into action for Come From Behind. With subs galore, CFB pulls off the victory over under-performing Gucci, locks in the 2 seed.
- Tud Buds without Chris Wolcott step up to the task and avenge loss to Spinelli’s from the week before and pull off the victory. Sarah Taylor makes big plays, Mike Wolcott, better known as the shirted Wolcott, steps up and makes crucial catches. Chris was seen on the sideline, pounding drinks and coaching his team to victory.
- Joe Buscaglia steps in to QB Stir the Sauce while Will is gone, and STS splits double-header, defeating Pit Harade while dropping matchup with the powerpuff girls. STS blames Mark Buscaglia for being too hard on his dad!
- Spinelli’s vs Gucci ends in big controversy, as referee is not back at the endzone on a Spinelli’s last second hail mary throw. Receiver catches the ball, but no ref in position to tell whether or not the receivers feet were in bounds. Instant replay will be the topic of discussion!
- The Herd splits their double header with TWO one point games, dropping to Creekers, then upsetting the ILFers. ILF complains about confusing scorecard from refs as they claim they were given the incorrect score during game.
- Girthquakes cause earthquakes, rocking Cobblestone and Vaspian to close out successful first regular season. Matt Kieta could be heard loud and boisterous after signature QB performance.
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WEEK 7 REVIEW
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- Category: The Sentinel
- Created: Tuesday, 08 October 2024 20:28
- Published: Tuesday, 08 October 2024 20:28
- Written by Jeff Krol
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A few happenings around the League:
- Ben Stack Picks off Ryan Dougherty and Mike Thomas in Eyes Downtown double-header, swaggers his way around the field.
- Chris Wolcott dislocates finger, pops it back in, goes back in the game to lead Two Tuddies to a victory over Not So Sticky.
- Rebecca Neth Has Third interception for Let’s Get Reckked, her third in three weeks! Tall red head could be seen and heard cheering on the sidelines.
- BURR WATCH 2024: without being plagued to play with D2 wannabes, burr showed up at 9am to sub in Breakfast club at QB and then play for the Wet Bandits at 11am.
- The Herd gives Cunning Stunts a run for their money, intercepting Joey Batts twice. However, joey pulls off the unprecedented 2 undefeated seasons in one session and the only QB to put up over 400 points with two teams!
- Colorado Mike wins as D3 QB! PWI defeats Buffalo Vice 24-19, as a QB controversy unfolds, Buddy lee makes statement to the Sentinel mentioning Mike could not do it as intoxicated as he can!
- Langley returns as Qb for the ILFers, ensues to throw three picks to the shorthanded Cobblestone. ILF defense bails him out by snagging eight interceptions themselves!
- The Malones get back to their winning, and trash-talking ways, dominating D2 favorites Mavericks on their way back to the win column.
- QB Alex for Sausage McMuffins asserts dominance, as the McMuffin pan their way to a dominating double-header victory! Talks of them being the D6 favorites are getting louder, as they pull close with Blitzkrieg.
- In battle of the assumed Breakfast Club final preview, power couple Dri and gets last laugh as her squad upsets Steph’s. Steph has vowed for her revenge!
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WEEK 4 REVIEW
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- Category: The Sentinel
- Created: Tuesday, 17 September 2024 15:37
- Published: Tuesday, 17 September 2024 15:37
- Written by Jeff Krol
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Nostalgia- a wistful desire to return in thought or in fact to a former time in one's life, to one's home or homeland, or to one's family and friends; a sentimental yearning for the happiness of a former place or time.
Some of us are just starting their journey of glory, sweat, and cheers. For some of us we are in the Twilight of our Football Careers.
Not Topper though. Topper is in his Prime.
For those of you in your Twilight, Here are some fond memories we at The Sentinel think you will enjoy.
- Remember When, Cobblestone was a dominant team, crushing everyone’s hopes and dreams as Daryl’s hair blew in the wind, that was before Garrett defected from Cobblestone
- Remember When, Joe K would stay late at the bar and dance the night away with anyone he didn’t know
- Remember When, The Dinner Crowd would show up and the bar would kick us to the inside bar
- Remember When, October Games had a 90% chance of snow
- Remember When, Chris Cole would ravage the field and then terrorize you at the bar
- Remember When, Matty Ice could be heard from three fields away screaming “Let’s Go” in a crop top
- Remember When, Joey Batts was the QB of Gryffindor and one of two male models in the league, (Joe Z was also in a commercial)
- Remember When, we had to wear masks and fill out a form every Saturday morning during the Pandemic
- Remember When, Hootie and the Brofish was the greatest team name of all time
- Remember When, TSL didn’t exist yet and Topper was controlled by a different league under “unspeakable management”
Now for those of us who aren’t nostalgic, we have our own memories to still create and hold fond to for when we are old and on Injured Reserve
- It was a day of interceptions and it was a day of Laterals! Jaime Warren arrived fresh from her 9 am fitness class to intercept Mike Thomas. On the way to the endzone, Jaime lateralled to a male teammate, who then lateralled back to Jaime for the eight points
- In Breakfast Club, David Marcus catches a ball down the sideline, runs and laterals the ball behind him, without looking, and tosses it right to the other team
- Alex Buchlis throws an interception, the defender rushes to score, laterals it back, but the ball gets tipped and Becca Neth saves the pick six by diving for lateral.
- To start the game TMA Turner one hand intercepts a ball and runs it back for six points
- Jfitt, who the Wanderers were heckling as “D-ONE,” cuts off the receiver and intercepts the Nick Stutzman on an out route, taking it to the HOUSE
- Ashley Desmond stuns Spinelli’s Plumbing through the NSS win with stable hands and unbeatable chemistry with Kyle Messina
- Breakfast Club is the place to try new things, such as ref your own game. Long time refs B and Garrett, save the league 30 dollars by reffing their own game and calling their own penalties. This would work everywhere else right??
- Sam of Frodo seals another in the FRODO SWAGGINS VICTORY TOUR on a deep ball over the Malones defender
- Matt Helm intercepts Hogan in the D1/D2 crossover game. Half the crowd cheers, the other half looks away as Freeballers inform the refs that Helm broke some sort of rule three seasons ago
- Shoving, Spiking, Sticky Scoundrels!! Two weeks in a row the Sticky Bandits have gotten away with outrageous behavior. The Bad Boys of Sticky unleash mayhem by spiking the ball and being too physical.
BONUS- The dogs were at the fields, they were adored by everyone!! We hope you donated and think about adopting!
WEEK 5 & 6 REVIEW
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- Category: The Sentinel
- Created: Tuesday, 01 October 2024 17:23
- Published: Tuesday, 01 October 2024 17:23
- Written by Jeff Krol
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September 21st
BURR WATCH 2024- In a jaw-dropping showdown against the Mavericks, Burr not only wrecks his knee in a brutal collision, but also tarnishes his QB legacy with a flurry of interceptions that leave fans stunned.
Stoner Dave delivers the catch of the year, snagging a multi-tipped Hail Mary while a defender literally rides his back!
In a nail-biting finale of the Wanderers vs. Practice Squad matchup, Al Laudico emerges as the unsung hero, thwarting Renee’s bid for a game-winning catch in a dramatic last-second play.
In an electrifying clash between PWI and Buller Club, TSL’s favorite Val leaves Addison in the dust, sprinting to a spectacular touchdown.
Jay from Blitzkrieg kicks off the game with an awe-inspiring interception against the Purple Nurples, setting the tone as Blitzkrieg scores over 40 points in both of their games that day!
Dylan battles through a frustrating first half, plagued by receivers who won’t catch a thing, but rises to the occasion with a thrilling second half that leads to a stunning victory.
Kyle Coniff is a force to be reckoned with, launching precision passes, racking up points by the hundreds, and snagging interceptions with style.
Money Mike dances down the back line to score an effortless touchdown, his infectious enthusiasm leaving the crowd in awe, even as they applaud his incredible feat.
The Jabronies, under the athletic play of John Costa, claim victory over their arch-rivals, Let’s Get Reccked, who faced them without their star, Recckio.
September 28th
BURR WATCH 2024- Jeremy Burr skips Untouchaballs game in the morning, in attendance for Wet Bandits in the afternoon.
A Bobby McConnell impersonator ignites chaos with a shocking incident, sending both team into a frenzy!
Eyes Downtown Defense is on fire, with Cody Stumpf, Katie Salisbury, and Ben Stack each snagging interceptions from the Freeballers, leaving their opponents reeling and whining.
Matt Kieta dazzles on the field, throwing a near-perfect game and scoring four sensational Gender Touchdowns with Raena and Lexi!
In a gripping showdown at the Vaspian Game, Mary Mullen steps up and intercepts Derek Pew, turning the tide in her team’s favor.
Jordan Lawson ends up nursing a sore arm after tossing a record number of flags during the clash between the Wet Bandits and the Malones, struggling to keep up with a mountain of penalties, from pick plays, trips, to unsportsmanlike conduct!
Garrett is the ultimate league guy, distributing “TSL716 cards” and offering his services as a substitute quarterback, all while setting a record for the most teams subbed for in a single season!
Carly Reeb bursts onto the scene after her leg injury, stepping into the breakfast club game and making a splash with multiple impressive catches!
Cody Stumpf fills in for Kyle Coniff for the powerpuff girls, and they keep the good times rolling! Multiple crossing routes caught and deep balls galore as the ladies look like the class of D5!
Dylan Jaloza shows poise, grit and determination, leading Bullet Club down the field to ice the game amid a clock controversy. Joe K calls for GM of the year award for the team he put together.
Colorado Mike stakes case for Breakfast Club MVP, showing off some moves after the catch (it only got an extra yard, but we have never seen him move like that) and shows toe-tapping ability with sideline touchdown catch.
Joe Miano stakes his claim as king of the deep ball, finding his guys downfield multiple times en route to close victory over Practice Squad and moving their way on up towards the top of the standings.
Dan The Wrestler and his fellow Stir the Sauce compadres play stifling defense, snag one handers, and stir their way to the top of D5, vowing to avenge their championship game loss in spring.
Joey Batts and his cunning stunts ladies continue their annihilation of D4, destroying Select and Creekers while talking their smack talk. The rumors of Joey having his swagger back are proven true.
League sets record for most forfeit games in a weekend, Jeff Krol may need to figure out larger score discrepancy for no shows!
WEEK 3 REVIEW
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- Category: The Sentinel
- Created: Monday, 09 September 2024 17:22
- Published: Monday, 09 September 2024 17:22
- Written by Jeff Krol
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- Travis teaches Rawdin that everyone enjoys the sound of someone dry heaving. Radwin gets hit, acts like he was given a powerbomb, keels over on the sideline, throws up his Family Jewels.
- The fields and patio were filled with Complaints about the Refs!
- Refs cost teams the game, Ref don't use their whistles, Refs make up rules they think, Refs throw flags for make up calls, Refs swear at the players.
- Sticky Offense Crumbles, is Father Time starting to beat Father Baker? Can’t Touch This earns a come from behind win with a crossing route to Allie. This was the 1st loss of a D1 team to a D2 team for the day.
- Mavericks defeated Frodo Swaggins at 10 am! Jordan Lawson finds some new, more athletic, more talented receivers and puts the ball in their hands. This was the 2nd loss of a D1 team to a D2 team for the day.
- Stir the Sauce is a dominant force in D5. Their tall player Dan Farinacci caught a ball with one hand in a backwards motion in the red zone, celebrates like Stone Cold smashing cans together! Mark Bascaglia was also seen with a New Stir the Sauce hat that looked pretty good.
- Touchdown Tori of PWI, snags a tipped ball with one hand and scores on a crazy red zone play. Hits Topper with a Beautiful Bulldog to celebrate.
- Blase is competing for the Best Ref in the league, spends all day reffing for the third week in a row. Grows bored quickly and tries reffing from the middle of the field causing massive disruptions. Sarah Hunt saves the day by delivering a PileDriver and then owning an entire drive finishing with a touchdown.
- Hopefully you missed it, but there was a heavy Downpour, crazy Thunder, intense Lightning and Mango Jalapeno Tequila. After the appropriate time the League sent soaked players back on the fields to finish up their games.
- In the second half of the game, Matt Kieta takes over as the Freeballers QB. He starts to argue with himself in the huddle after he didn’t like the playcalling. This was the 3rd loss of a D1 team to a D2 Team for the day.
- Before the rain hit, Becca Neth snagged an interception against the Wanderers!! After the rain, the Wanderers made sure to win.
- Practice Squad gets another easy win, inflating their record of 3-0! Not a single player from Straw Hats showed up!
- Jeremy Burr shows up to the fields!! In yellow to play with the Wet Bandits! Untouchaballs begin to worry that their QB is going to leave before the season is over.
- Breakfast club is normally a place for friendly wagers, easy games, and laughter at 9 in the morning. The ladies ofEyes Downtown created a fierce Rivalry, which resulted in Katie Salisbury intercepting a deep ball while covering Kayla Voss followed by the People’s Elbow.
- Without a single point at half, Malones Andy Strung goes in for receiver, shows his WR’s how to catch a touchdown and grabs a hard earned front line touchdown.
- Cunning Stunts puts up 52 points for the 3rd time this season in four games! Taylor Pagano plays stellar defense to shut down receivers and Renee scores multiple touchdowns.
- The fields were noticeably absent of trash and cans at the end of the day! TSL picks up their cans!
BONUS- Another forfeit for Cobblestone!
