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• BURR WATCH- Jeremy stumbles upon the Untouchaballs Game while searching for Joey Batts to discuss Cody Rhodes haircut. Begrudgingly QB’s and loses to Malones. 
• Breakfast club playoffs start off anti-climatic, as Carlyac Arrest and D’s Nutz roll to easy victories. While Steph and Garrett reffed games, they did NOT rig in their favor for next week!
• Scoring galore as Buffalo Vice and Wanders light up the score board, girls dominate with great catches, and the patented Caitlyn Mason juke moves, leaving Wanderers defenders ankles broken. Wanderers hang on to clinch top seed. 
• Sticky nation in shambles as Dave Eickhoff and Grey Hair knocks the defending champs down a peg, methodically moving the ball down the field. Jeff Krol’s coaching ability called into question during “super bowl hangover.” Drew Colosimo makes his return and makes immediate impact to help win next game against Frodo, however, to save the double-header split. 
• Jordan Lawson REFUSES to forfeit when half his team takes final week off, leads rag-tag sub-filled team to close matchup with Eyes Downtown in a great battle. 
• Paul Lovullo is once again sipping pina coladas on a beach somewhere, forcing QB2 into action for Come From Behind. With subs galore, CFB pulls off the victory over under-performing Gucci, locks in the 2 seed. 
• Tud Buds without Chris Wolcott step up to the task and avenge loss to Spinelli’s from the week before and pull off the victory. Sarah Taylor makes big plays, Mike Wolcott, better known as the shirted Wolcott, steps up and makes crucial catches. Chris was seen on the sideline, pounding drinks and coaching his team to victory. 
• Joe Buscaglia steps in to QB Stir the Sauce while Will is gone, and STS splits double-header, defeating Pit Harade while dropping matchup with the powerpuff girls. STS blames Mark Buscaglia for being too hard on his dad!
• Spinelli’s vs Gucci ends in big controversy, as referee is not back at the endzone on a Spinelli’s last second hail mary throw. Receiver catches the ball, but no ref in position to tell whether or not the receivers feet were in bounds. Instant replay will be the topic of discussion!
• The Herd splits their double header with TWO one point games, dropping to Creekers, then upsetting the ILFers. ILF complains about confusing scorecard from refs as they claim they were given the incorrect score during game. 
• Girthquakes cause earthquakes, rocking Cobblestone and Vaspian to close out successful first regular season. Matt Kieta could be heard loud and boisterous after signature QB performance. 

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