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- Written by Jeff Krol
- Category: TSL QB Power Rankings
- Published: 03 October 2024
- Created: 03 October 2024
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Welcome back to the TSL Quarterback Power Rankings!
Get ready for some wild swings this week. We've got QBs on the rise, QBs on decline, new heroes, new losers, new... wait a minute! There isn't ONE change in the Top Ten this week! That's what happens when every top ten QB either wins their game, or loses to someone already ranked higher than them, apparently...
Oh well. Enjoy #11-#20!
#1 Joey Batts - Wet Bandits / Cunning Stunts
Last Week: Beat The Malones 45-38 (Wet Bandits), beat Select 61-39, beat Creekers 46-20 (Stunts)
There are now ONLY TWO undefeated teams in the TSL. Joey Batts QBs them both. Wet Bandits and Cunning Stunts are a combined 15-0. We won't even get into how many points they've scored.
#2 Mike Thomas - Sticky Bandits
Last Week: Beat The Untouchaballs 36-28
The Sticky Bandits are 4-1, with every game this session being decided by 8 points or less. Of course the other "measuring stick" teams in D1 are Eyes Downtown and Wet Bandits... and it looks like Sticky Nation plays both teams back-to-back this Saturday. We'll learn a lot about where the defending champs are after next week!
#3 Bobby McConnell - Eyes Downtown
Last Week: Beat Freeballers 45-30
Eyes Downtown can't lock up the #1 seed without a lot of help (which they won't get), and they probably can't miss a first round bye either, barring a complete collapse the rest of this season. So they'll be in that #2 vs #3 game for the second round of playoffs, one win away from yet another championship game. Bobby is ready.
#4 Garrett Beesing - Frodo Swaggins
Last Week: Did Not Play
No game for Frodo Swaggins this week.
#5 Jordan Lawson - Mavericks
Last Week: Beat Grey Hair - Don't Care 20-18
Twenty to eighteen! Don't the Mavericks usually put up like 40? Low score aside, winning by 2 is as good as winning by 20 for the standings, and with the W the Mavericks have clinched a first round playoff bye. Championship or bust for this team.
#6 Ryan Dougherty - Can't Touch This
Last Week: Did Not Play
No game for Can't Touch This this week, since their opponent forfeited.
#7 Andy Strug - The Malones
Last Week: Lost to Wet Bandits 45-38
The Malones are 2-1 so far against their own division this session and 0-4 against D1 teams. The good news? They don't have to play ANY of those D1 teams in the playoffs, where they'll likely be right in the mix to win a championship.
#8 Jeremy Olson - Freeballers
Last Week: Lost to Eyes Downtown 45-30
The Freeballers have one win against the last place team in D2, and are otherwise winless this session. Most D2 champs don't immediately come in and make a lot of noise in D1 though, so we're not overly surprised. Klussman isn't taking home the championship this Fall, but we wouldn't bet against it some day.
#9 Dylan Day - Scared Hitless
Last Week: Did Not Play
No game for Scared Hitless this week, since they forfeited.
#10 Frank Laudico - Wanderers
Last Week: Did Not Play
No game for Wanderers this week, since their opponent forfeited.
#11 Dylan Jaloza - Bullet Club
Last Week: Beat Practice Squad 25-23
OKAY Dylan Jaloza fan club, WE HEAR YOU. Bullet Club was in the 8th place vs 9th place game last session and simply didn't look very good. They look pretty good now though, and all that's standing between them and a winning season is Krol marking their upcoming forfeit win against the Straw Hats in the standings.
#12 Brandon "B" Ford - Practice Squad
Last Week: Lost to Jabronies 42-41, lost to Bullet Club 25-23
Practice Squad was the toast of the League a couple weeks ago after their 5-0 start. They're 0-3 since then, but they've lost all three games by a combined 9 points. THEY'LL BE FINE, but it goes to show how competitive D3 is this session (okay, every session).
#13 David Eickhoff - Grey Hair Don't Care
Last Week: Did Not Play
Grey Hair played this week... but Eickhoff didn't. Nick Voss didn't do so bad!
#14 Jeremy Burr - Untouchaballs
Last Week: Did Not Play
Untouchaballs played this week... but Burr didn't (at least, not for them, as he only makes time for his D1 friends now).
#15 Joe Miano - Jabronies
Last Week: Beat Practice Squad 42-41, beat PWI 22-17
Jabronies had a slow start to their season with bye weeks and a lousy performance against Bullet Club, and we all kind of forgot how good they are. They're reminding us now, after their fourth win in a row. Joe has played with some talented players before, but let's give some credit here as he's getting it done this season with a lot of new faces.
#16 Alex Buchlis - Let's Get Reccked
Last Week: Beat Mix'n It Up 36-14
Let's Get Reccked got their first "signature win" of the season on Saturday by handing previously undefeated Mix'n It Up their first loss. Their other wins have been a close one over (an admittedly much improved) Bullet Club and Straw Hats (in their only REAL game before they forfeited). So yeah, this one feels a little better for Buchlis and team.
#17 Damien Keller - Mix'n It Up
Last Week: Lost to Let's Get Reccked 36-14
You lose ONE game and the Power Rankings Committee knocks you down to 17th on their list! There's no justice, we know, we know. This is why D3 is so exciting though. Do you REALLY want to bet against Mix'n It Up... or Jabronies... or Wanderers... or Playoff B?
#18 Kyle Conniff - PowerPuff Girls
Last Week: Did Not Play
PowerPuff Girls played this week... but Kyle didn't.
#19 Mark Dalfonso - The Herd
Last Week: Did Not Play
No game for The Herd this week.
#20 Buddy Lee - Passing While Intoxicated / Big Daddy Jason & the ILFers
Last Week: Lost to Jabronies 22-17 (PWI), beat Vaspian 44-34, lost to Girthquakes 35-29 (Big Daddy Jason & the ILFers)
A 1-2 day is enough to knock Buddy back to the last spot in our Rankings this week with Derek Pew, Andy Clark, Brandt Dubey, Matt Kieta and the legendary Darryl Carr nipping at his heels. Buddy's teams are a combined 7-6 this season. Not bad of course, but we don't think he's winning both a third AND fourth championship this year.
Fancy Statistics Section
Here are the best (and worst!) offenses in the League, by division. If you're curious how you compare against the Buffalo Bills (SuperBowl era OR Josh Allen era) we've included their stats on the bottom as well. Enjoy!
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