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Ladies and Gentlemen of the TSL Universe, it’s hard to believe it but we’re already at Week 4 of the Spring 2024 season. After this week, you’re going to have to start taking stock in what the scores and the standings are saying about your team. The hope of turning around a slow start begins to fade as you realize this might just not be your year to win Social Co-Ed Touch Football Immortality. Teams who may have gotten off to hot starts are beginning to play the harder portion of their schedule, and they look to tumble down the standings. There are the lurkers who haven’t quite put together a complete game on either side of the ball, but they’re about to make a run. And of course, there are the teams that you can already see are just that damn good. 

 

The question must be asked then: Which one are you? 

 

While we should have a better idea going into next week, our TSL schedule finds itself to be a bit more balanced than it has been in the past. All of our teams have played anywhere from 2-4 games, where in seasons past we’ve had a larger disparity. That, of course, is due to the lack of a 5th field, and as a result, a lack of a 9th game for teams. While that isn’t as fun overall (and again, you can blame the construction of the Topperdome for that), it gives us an easier time to figure out just who is good, and who, well, isn’t. So, while the 51 teams in the TSL all try to figure out exactly who they are this season, I’ll do some of them a favor and let them know right now. 

 

D1:

 

Last Week’s Games:

 

Sticky Bandits 28, Eyes Uptown 26

Eyes Uptown 28, Frodo Swaggins 15

Frodo Swaggins 37, Eyes Downtown 25

 

D1 is staying fun, as you can obviously tell. Despite the preseason assumptions that this was a two horse race, it’s seeming that it's more of a three horse race, with the 4th currently keeping up a bit better than we figured. Sticky continued its perfect season (sorry for the jinx kids), sneaking by Eyes Uptown, who would go on to easily beat Frodo. Frodo, just to keep things interesting, would then go on to beat Eyes Downtown by two scores. 

 

Probably Good: Eyes teams. I get it, they’re both 1-2, they both aren’t playing their best, they both lost players, etc. They’re still the best teams at full strength, but the gap isn’t what it was even a season ago. 

 

Current Lurking Team To Watch Out For: Sticky Bandits. Look, D1 isn’t the best for what I’m writing here this week, so you’re going to have to bear with me. I understand that Sticky is 3-0, and I understand that Jeff Krol conveniently suspending the best player on one team (Eyes Uptown) and some other guys on another (Eyes Downtown) combined with Jeff also sacrificing his foot in some deal with a demon to get that D1 title plays into it. But, Sticky is much closer to the Eyeses (Eyesii?) than people realize, in part because two of their stud girls are that much more removed from their IR stints thanks to pregnancy (you really can’t underestimate how long that takes to bounce back from) and are playing better than maybe ever AND because they have the second best free agent signing of the TSL season when they acquired Maggie to rush and just be her usual awesome self. (For those asking, the top FA signing is still the Tots signing B to QB). Uptown and Downtown are focused on each other, for sure, but things at the top are going to get a bit more sticky than they expected. 

 

Probably Bad: Frodo Swaggins. Sorry Frodo, again, D1 only having 4 teams really ruins the theme here, and I had to put SOMEONE here. Overall, Frodo slightly lags behind, but their win over Eyes Downtown should show everyone that you can’t just sleep on them. They’re still the 4th best team in a 4 team division, so they get this spot. 

 

Top Storyline: Pretty easy here, the wild week 1 and the suspensions and t-shirts that came with it. 

 

This Week’s Games:

 

Sticky Bandits vs Eyes Downtown (EVEN) - I was just as shocked as anyone when I saw this line was even, but here we are. To quote B’s Brother “At the end of the day” Sticky has been playing the best overall football in D1 to this point, and ED just lost to Frodo. Neither team “needs” a win more, but I have a feeling ED is going to be playing with a larger chip on their shoulder. EYES DOWNTOWN BY 3

 

Sticky Bandits vs Frodo Swaggins (+3) - Frodo always plays Sticky quite well (I believe they won all 3 matchups last season?) so this game should be a fun one. While I expect a really close, back and forth, I think we’ll see Sticky pull this one out at the buzzer. STICKY BANDITS BY 2

 

Eyes Uptown vs Frodo Swaggins (+6) - A rematch of what we saw last weekend, and not much has changed from the 13 point win EU just had. It’s on Frodo to show they can do it. EYES UPTOWN BY 10

D2:

 

Last Week’s Games:

 

Freeballers 34, Puckett All-Stars 24

The Untouchaballs 32, Can’t Touch This 26

Scared Hitless 39, Freeballers 25

Mavericks 31, The Untouchaballs 31

 

D2 was a little all over the place, as the Freeballers beat Puckett, but then lost to Scared Hitless. The Untouchaballs got a win over CTT, but then they tied the Mavericks 31-31 in the rematch from the week before. On the plus side, they held the Mavs to 31 points less this week, even if tying is lame. 

 

Probably Good: Mavericks. This one was an easy one, but they’ve played so well this season and there’s just some positive vibes coming from this team. It’s hard to argue that a team that is 3-0-1 with 169 points for as being anything but ‘probably good’. 

 

Current Lurking Team To Watch Out For: I wanted to say Scared Hitless, who are currently doing that thing where they’re competitive but nobody is talking about them compared to the Mavericks/The Untouchaballs, but they’re also 3-0 so that isn’t fun. So I’ll go with the Freeballers who are sitting at 2-2, but they’re looking to make some noise and seem poised to finally do so. 

 

Probably Bad: Can’t Touch This. They’re currently on a massive losing streak, and they’re struggling to figure it out. It’s gotten so bad that QB Ryan is even emailing me “Will Can’t Touch This Ever Win Again? - No.”. CTT’s once strong confidence seems broken. 

 

Top Storyline: Puckett All-Stars not only making the jump up to D2, but being VERY competitive despite being 0-4. 

 

This Week’s Games:

 

Mavericks vs Can’t Touch This (+10) - What happens when the hottest team in the division takes on the coldest team in the division? We’re about to find out. And I don’t think it’s going to be pretty. MAVERICKS BY 12

 

Mavericks vs Scared Hitless (+7) - What happens when the hottest team in the division takes on the other hot team in the division? We’re about to find out. And I think it’s going to be fun. SCARED HITLESS BY 1

 

The Untouchaballs vs Freeballers (+6) - The Freeballers are the perfect example of what I’m talking about this week. Who are they? Are they really the lurker to watch out for? This game should tell us everything we need to know about them this week. I hope the FB are treating this game like the big one it is. With that said, The UT train is just beginning to roll and they’re getting better every week. We’ve seen this before, as they’ve started slow and then cruised to the title as they get hot. THE UNTOUCHABALLS BY 3

D3: 

 

Last Week’s Games:

 

Jabronies 28, Let’s Get Reccked 22

Wanderers 45, Topper’s All Stars & Todd 26

Practice Squad 39, Bullet Club 36

The Malones 54, Buffalo Vice 32

 

The Jabronies got their first win of the season over LGR, quieting rumors that they might not be too good this season. The Wanderers put a beating on TAST, which can easily be blamed on the downgrade at QB TAST went through going from Topper to Dubey. Practice Squad pulled out a win over Bullet Club in a close one, and the Malones just couldn’t stop scoring on Buffalo Vice. And wherever the Keller Whales were this week, they were more than likely winners too. 

 

Probably Good: Wanderers. They’re always good, and they improved their roster a bit on top of it. Sitting at 3-0, winning games by one score (with the exception of this past week), and having a blast doing it are exactly why they’ve been playing at a high level since 1974. 

 

Current Lurking Team To Watch Out For: The Malones. The schedule did me a favor this week because The Malones have only played two games, thus they’re still in the “middle” of the pack and I can use them for this example. They’re averaging 51 points a game, and they’re still bitter about not winning the championship last season. They might sit behind the Whales, Wanderers, and Practice Squad right now, but they're coming. 

 

Probably Bad: While D3 is the epitome of “any team can win it” as we know, we get to ask this question now: Topper or Joe K? Both teams (TAST and Bullet Club) are 0-3. When you compare the two, Bullet Club scores about 11 more points per game on average, but they also allow about 9 more points per game too. Neither team is having the season they envisioned to start, but at least BC is scoring more, so we’ll go with TAST, barely. 

 

Top Storyline: The Return of Topper is obviously the storyline of the year. 

 

This Week’s Games:

 

Wanderers vs Bullet Club (+7) - These two have had some great games since the Wanderers came over to the big leagues, but right now the Wanderers seem to be a bit more stable than Bullet Club at this point. WANDERERS BY 7

 

The Malones vs Keller Whales (EVEN) - Well, let’s see if I’m right about The Malones. It’ll be interesting to see if they can continue their hot streak against the Kellers, who have looked better than good this season so far. Hopefully the week off didn’t cause them to lose a step, because against The Malones, you’ll need it. THE MALONES BY 3

 

Jabronies vs Topper’s All Stars & Todd (EVEN) - The Jabronies keep games close which is just how Topper and company like it. It’s weird to say that a team that’s played together for 40 years is “still coming together” but when you take a few sessions off, it takes a minute to get that mojo back. We’re all going to assume that Topper will man Klecker and take him out of the game, which should have Joe Miano worried. TOPPER’S ALL STARS & TODD BY 3

 

Practice Squad vs Let’s Get Reccked (EVEN) - It’s hard to pick a game when one of them looks significantly better on paper, but then they apparently never show up in full force? Practice Squad has looked like the move back down to D3 was the right call, and B looks like he has something to prove which is always dangerous. Add into the fact that it’ll be a late game (3:00) and I’m not sure LGR will be fully up for this one. PRACTICE SQUAD BY 8

 

D4:

 

Last Week’s Games:

 

Tater Tots 38, Cobblestone 25

ILF 48, PWI 47

Cunning Stunts 34, ILF 14

Cunning Stunts 43, PWI 20

Creekers 35, Reset Warriors 8

Vaspian 28, The Roaring 20s 26

 

Well, the three way dance between the Stunts, PWI, and ILF showed us what we needed to know. The Stunts are the top team, going 2-0, while ILF squeaked out a 1 point win over PWI in a fun one. The Tots dismantled Cobblestone as they stayed hot (Hot Tots!)The Creekers continue their winning ways over the Reset Warriors, and Vaspian sneaks out a win over the very game TR20s. 

 

Probably Good: Cunning Stunts. Because of course. The girls are always the top team in D4, but really do a good job of blowing it in the playoffs. They asserted their dominance over other contenders already, and they’ve played a much tougher schedule than the Tots so far. 

 

Current Lurking Team To Watch Out For: Reset Warriors. I know that seems silly since they just got dunked on by the Creekers, but that feels almost like an anomaly more than anything. They beat Vaspian a week ago, and they also kept up with the Stunts better than ILF or PWI did. We know they have some talented players on the roster as well, so they can’t be slept on. 

 

Probably Bad: Cobblestone (besides Darryl). For the most up and down franchise in league history, this feels like a down year. Cobblestone is at its best when people are showing up and they’re more focused, and right now they’re playing games with 5 people, and they’re coming across a bit scattered. It could change, but we’ll see. 

 

Top Storyline: The rise of the new teams in D4. Creekers look awesome. Reset Warriors are hanging in there as a new team. The Roaring 20s are competitive. The Tater Tots are running the division currently. 

 

This Week’s Games:

 

Tater Tots vs Passing While Intoxicated (EVEN) - Perhaps the oddsmakers are giving PWI too much credit, and they forget that Colorado Mike plays on this team. To say that this game is even feels crazy, given the paths these teams have been on. On top of it, I was given a report from league management to shout out the return of Rob Rummings (better known as Drunk Meg’s Brother OR “one of the tall guys from when TMA was good) who’s coming out of retirement on his birthday to play here. I think we’ll be seeing a fun game here, and we’ll see if the Tots are anywhere near as good as they’ve looked this season. TATER TOTS BY 3

 

Passing While Intoxicated vs Reset Warriors (+4) - PWI gets a doubleheader again this week, and now they get to play against a very spry Reset Warriors team that should be looking at this matchup as a measuring stick for if they’ve got what it takes or not in D4. I think RW will be ready for this one, but I can’t imagine PWI going 0-2 again and sitting at 1-4 either. PASSING WHILE INTOXICATED BY 10

 

Tater Tots vs Interdimensional Lighting Falcons (EVEN) - The Tots get a doubleheader against the two teams that the other undefeated team (the Stunts) got last week. ILF hasn’t been consistent yet, beating up on a brand new team (TR20), sneaking by PWI, and getting smacked around by both the Stunts and the Creekers. They need to figure out who they are, and fast. I think the Tots are going to show them. TATER TOTS BY 7

 

Cunning Stunts vs The Roaring 20s (+16) - It’s not your fault, TR20. Playing a gender team is always a bit of a learning experience for new teams, and now you’re getting one of the best versions of a long standing TSL franchise. This might be a bit hard to watch if you’re squeamish. CUNNING STUNTS BY 20

 

Creekers vs Vaspian (+6) - Vaspian always confuses me in that I’m never completely sure what we’re going to get with them. And it’s been that way for years. They have good players, and some weeks they look great, others? Not so great. I’m not entirely sure it’ll matter which version shows up here, because the Creekers have been fantastic lately. They continue the run they’ve been on here. CREEKERS BY 10

D5:

 

Last Week’s Games:

 

Come From Behind 42, TMA 28

Not So Sticky 31, Stir The Sauce 30

 

Quite the slow week in D5 news as we only had two games last week. Come From Behind had to go with 3 guys, 3 girls, and no Paul but still managed to get a win over TMA, while Not So Sticky snuck by Stir The Sauce. 

 

Probably Good: GUCCI. I don’t want to give THK the credit since they dropped a division, and GUCCI has been one of D5’s best teams since they showed up at the Rose Garden not too long ago. Spoiler alert: they still are. 

 

Current Lurking Team To Watch Out For: Come From Behind is the obvious answer here, as they sit at 1-2 and have allowed the most points in the division. But, they haven’t had their full team just yet, and future TSL Hall of Famer Paul LoVullo hasn’t been there to throw TDs for them yet either. Don’t be surprised when they end up 5-3 and in the championship. 

 

Probably Bad: TMA. It’s hard to pick the Two Tuddies here since they just moved up, so we’ll go with TMA who isn’t having the best start to the season, and multiple players from the team are already showing signs of frustration. It’s understandable, as TMA has had incredible amounts of roster turnover from “the good ol’ days”, and they’re still finding their way in the “new era”. 

 

Top Storyline: John Langley gets scared of competition, drops down to D5, and starts dropping points on everyone. Becomes betting favorite for “most hated villain” in the TSL. 

 

This Week’s Games:

 

GUCCI vs TMA (+7) - Despite the rough waters TMA has sailed lately, we can’t forget that they dominated GUCCI in the first round of the playoffs last spring, and upset them as the #8 seed. Since TMA moved up to D4 last season, GUCCI never got a chance for revenge. Well, here’s that chance. GUCCI BY 12

 

GUCCI vs Power Puff Girls (+3) - The PPG gets the added benefit of negating the Kelly Kane factor for GUCCI, which in itself is a win. All TDs scored here should be 8 points, which puts these two teams on even ground (Remember guys, if you get an interception, step out at the 1!). PPG has some serious female firepower, and while scoring shouldn’t be an issue, it all comes down to how well the PPG defense fares. Currently, it hasn’t been that great. GUCCI BY 2

 

Come From Behind vs Power Puff Girls (+8) - Word around the campfire is that we’ll finally get CFB in their full form, which spells bad news for the ladies. CFB is good when they actually show up, and they tend to have the height advantage, which is usually the bane of any gender team’s existence. COME FROM BEHIND BY 10

 

Not So Sticky vs Two Tuddies (+7) - The second meeting of these two teams for this season (every team will play one other team twice in D5) comes early in the year, but that’s good for the Tud Buds. The Tuddies are 0-2, but they’ve lost by one score each time (by 8 to NSS and by 5 to TMA), so it’s not like they’re overmatched. A second game against NSS can only help the Tuddies, as they have a better idea of what to do against an opponent they’ve already played. NSS, however, has been playing some of the best football in team history, averaging 33 points for a game. They’re also allowing 33 points per game, so who knows what could happen here. TWO TUDDIES BY 2

 

Travis Henry’s Kids vs Stir The Sauce (+7) - THK returns to the fields with perhaps their toughest matchup to date. As much nonsense as they get tossed their way, THK hasn’t had a hard game yet, getting the underpowered CFB and the PPG in Week 1 (where yes, they have the height advantage). This will be the first “good” matchup THK should get this season, as STS has burst on to the scene and been pretty damn competitive racking up a win, and two close losses (by 2 to GUCCI and by 1 to NSS). They fit right into D5, and give it another title contender just like that. Wrestler Dan has the ability to cover Pistol Pete, so Langley may have to look elsewhere in this one. This might be the game of the day. TRAVIS HENRY’S KIDS BY 3

D6:

 

Last Week’s Games:

 

Balls Deep 25, Pit Harade 6

Blitzkrieg 37, Sausage McMuffins 31

Blitzkrieg 55, Mighty Drunks 0

Sausage McMuffins 36, Sticky Laces 23

Just Joshing 20, Dogg Pound 15

 

Balls Deep stakes their claim to the D6 title as they take down Pit Harade rather easily. Blitzkrieg goes 2-0 on the day as they score 92 points in a display of domination. The McMuffins bounced back from the loss to BK to beat the Sticky Laces by 13. And Just Joshing gets their first win in league history, taking down the Dogg Pound. 

 

Probably Good: Balls Deep. They’re the only undefeated team in D6 at 3-0, they’ve only allowed 39 points total, and they’ve played pretty good competition in BTPU, Pit Harade, and Blitzkrieg. While getting to/leaving the fields have been a little dicey for them this season, what they’ve been doing while on them so far has been quite nice. 

 

Current Lurking Team To Watch Out For: Back That Pass Up. Last year’s doormat turned into championship participants continues to improve, and while they’ve only played 2 games so far this year, they’ve shown they’re much better than last year, scoring 50 points in a win over the Drunks, and they only lost to Balls Deep by 5 points. They’re the only team in D6 that isn’t brand new who aren’t getting any respect and it’s forming a chip on their shoulder. They’ve got something to prove to the rest of the division. 

 

Probably Bad: Dogg Pound. You figured it’d have been the team that lost last week’s JJ-DP matchup, and here we are. It’s okay, Dogg Pound. You’re a brand new team, and from what I’ve been told you’re athletic, the girls might be better than the guys, and there’s tons of potential there. But someone had to be here, and it’s kind of hard not to pick the 0-3 team that’s only scored 39 points, but has allowed 89. I’m sure you understand. 

 

Top Storyline: Blitzkrieg is looking on fire, Sausage McMuffins switched their cool jerseys, any one of the top 6 teams could take the championship. There’s a lot going on in D6. 

 

This Week’s Games:

 

Balls Deep vs Mighty Drunks (+10) - Balls Deep isn’t here to score a ton of points, but they’re here to stop you from scoring. The BD Defense has been great (only 13 points allowed per game) and now they’re taking on the TSL most Bi-Polar team in the Mighty Drunks where you never know what you’re going to get. Even if we get the Drunks that can score, their defense has been pretty brutal this year. As long as Balls Deep makes a couple of plays on D, they should be fine. BALLS DEEP BY 9

 

Blitzkrieg vs Just Joshing (+14) - In a game of Red team vs Red team (this is your hint for one of you to bring a different color), these two teams couldn’t be further apart on the spectrum. Blitzkrieg is a storied franchise in the TSL, and they’re putting the hurt on just about everyone they’ve gone up against this season. Just Joshing is the newest TSL franchise who just got their first win. At the end of the day, Blitzkrieg has scored more points in a single game twice (37 and 55) than JJ has all season (32). Just Joshing might be in for a long day at the office this week. BLITZKRIEG BY 17

 

Sausage McMuffins vs Back That Pass Up (+6) - Okay BTPU. If you’re truly going to be a contender who deserves respect in D6, this is your time to shine. The Sausage McMuffins are one of the top teams in D6, and if they walk away with an easy 20+ points victory here, perhaps the BTPU hype was just smoke. A win here properly elevates them to where they want to be though. I think they get it. BACK THAT PASS UP BY 8

 

Pit Harade vs Sticky Laces (+7) - Sticky Laces hasn’t looked out of place in the TSL through two games, and even at 0-2, they hung with Blitzkrieg and the McMuffins for a bit. Now they get Pit Harade, who even at 2-1 have only scored 42 points so far. They’ve only allowed 47 though, and their defense has been a big reason why they’re not 0-3. This game might be closer than expected, but I think PH figures out a way to do it. PIT HARADE BY 7

FIVE QUESTIONS FOR SATURDAY:

 

 

• Which currently undefeated team do you think is more smoke and mirrors than anything? That’s a tough question because you still have to do a lot right to win games in the TSL. Right now, I’d say the Tater Tots are a bit of a “paper tiger” when compared to the other teams, mainly because they’ve played Cobblestone and TR20s already. The big win over Creekers Week 1 is the only thing making me question this. We’ll see this week. 

 

 

 

• What currently winless team do you think has just had some bad luck and is much better than their record shows? Puckett All-Stars in D2 is the easy answer here. The view on them, to the common TSLer, would be “oh this team jumped to D2 from D4 and now they’re 0-4? Not surprised.” and I understand why they’d think that way. However a 4 point loss to the Mavericks and a 2 point loss to Scared Hitless (the two undefeated D2 teams) show that they’re right in the mix. Yeah, they lost by 13 to the UT (the defending D2 champions) and they lost by 10 to the Freeballers (without some key players I was told?), and it all adds up to some bad luck here and there. There’s a world where they’re 3-1 or 2-2 for sure. 

 

 

 

• What current #1 seeds do you think will go the distance and stay in 1st the rest of the season? I believe the Mavericks SLIGHTLY have the best chance at doing so. D3, D4, D5, and D6 are too wild so I can’t see any of those teams stay on top all season long. And you have to consider Sticky Bandits, because they’ve currently got a 2 win lead with 5 games to play. Obviously going 2-0 this week would cement that, but a loss to either Eyes Downtown or Frodo will put that in jeopardy. 

 

 

 

• Will any team go undefeated this season? Will any team go winless? I’m going to find it pretty hard to find a team that will go undefeated this year. D1 is too competitive, so you’ll assume Sticky will lose along the way. D2 saw the Mavericks nearly lose last week (they tied) and I cant see Scared Hitless going 8-0, especially with D1 crossover games this season. In D3, if you told me the winner of Malones - Wanderers in the last week of the season was a battle between two 7-0 teams, I wouldn’t be surprised. I think they’re slightly better than the Keller Whales. D4 has the Tots (who I just said might be a little ‘smoke and mirrors’) and the Stunts, who COULD go 8-0, but they always find a random week to lose a game every season. D5 could have a matchup of GUCCI and THK in a couple of weeks be between two undefeated teams, and the winner would have a shot. And while Balls Deep is the only undefeated team in D6, they’ve won close games, which means they’ll probably fall on the losing side of things at least once this year. I’ll say yes then, and I think that team is in D3. As for winless teams? I still believe CTT, Puckett, Bullet Club, Topper, Tuddies, and Sticky Laces will all get a win at some point. Cobblestone usually gets it together for a couple of wins even in a ‘down’ year. So the only real candidate is the Dogg Pound, but if they figure things out in the second half of the season, they can easily sneak out a win. So I’ll say no, and every team will get at least one win along the way. 

 

 

 

• When’s the wine tournament? Don’t we usually hear about that by now? I’m glad you asked! The wine tournament is set for August 3rd! What is the wine tournament? Well, it’s an all day TSL extravaganza where we meet up at Black Willow Winery early in the morning, and 16 teams play in 4 different divisions while drinking wine, wine slushies, sometimes being whisked away by Topper to do chocolate pairings, there’s a band, and it's just a whole lot of fun. Spots fill up pretty fast, so once sign ups are activated, get yours asap! 

 

TEN FINAL THOUGHTS FOR SATURDAY

 

 

• It’s looking like the Buffalo weather is 72 and sunny this weekend, so wear your sunscreen and prepare accordingly with staying hydrated. 

 

 

 

• Breakfast Club Predictions:

• Dri’s Company 37, D’s Nutz 24

• Mistymeanors 31, Breakfast Club (Trish’s Version) 30

• Steph Infection 38, Jeneva Conventions 28

 

 

 

• Games of the Week:

• 10:00 - Bullet Club vs Wanderers

• 11:00 - Keller Whales vs The Malones

• 12:00 - Back That Pass Up vs Sausage McMuffins

• 1:00 - ILF vs Tater Tots

• 2:00 - Mavericks vs Scared Hitless

• 3:00 - Stir The Sauce vs Travis Henry’s Kids

 

 

 

• If you see B’s brother at the bar, you better buy him a Crown Apple and Coke.

 

 

 

• As always, if you want to be a guest on the TSL podcast, just reach out to Joe K, Jeff Krol, Trish, Becca, Topper, Garrett, Cookie, or Elmo. 

 

 

 

• Shoutout to the Breakfast Club captains who have been making bets this season, you love to see that stuff, it makes everything more fun. 

 

 

 

• Please try to show up 10 minutes before your game starts so the league doesn’t have to get fields behind because little Johnny or Susie isn’t at the game yet. You’ll start shorthanded. 

 

 

 

• “Why Don’t You Talk About My Team More?” - because I don’t know who you are! I write about this league from my log cabin in Des Moines, Iowa and unless you email me at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. and tell me stuff about your team, I won’t know anything about them (unless one of my spies tell me about them). 

 

 

 

• Apparently there’s a lot more dogs at the fields nowadays, and that can only be considered a good thing. 

 

 

 

• Pick up your trash! Your cans, your bottles, your buckets, your food baskets, and whatever else you guys bring to the fields from the bar shouldn’t be left all over the fields and the ground. Don’t leave everything a mess, and shoutout to the people who take the time to pick up after the games are over! 

 

Week 4 is here, I can’t believe it’s been a month already. Good luck. 

 

-GF OUT

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